Everyone who wanted to reply to you got seven paragraphs into a really interesting post then got bored and went to clean some dishes and when they came back they were afraid everyone would judge them (even though we all love you) and so deleted their draft comment.

For the next three days they'll feel a sense of dread when they recall this course of action but feel powerless to overcome it and actually just write out the damn comment.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Well, let me make it clear that I won't judge you for replying with your absurd amount of esoteric knowledge, love u, fellow lemmings <3

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cant, too busy rabbit holing shopping for a laptop for someone else and investigating a stupid windows store app and browsing memes at work

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Alcohol was once a medicine, I prescribe to the old ways.

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So was laudanum, why stop in alcohol when you can go all the way!

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Laudanum needs to come back, it would certainly help with the hysteria.

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

I'm sure with the amount of anxiety in today's world we'd all get the recipe

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Bloodninja the Profane?

[–] flughoernchen@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please tell me more

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dear child, sit and learn what the internet once knew.

[–] KillerWhale@orcas.enjoying.yachts 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bash.org was a special place

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

You mean IRC? Bash.org was just an archive with some chats people saved.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

That's right ladies I'm single

[–] BobsAccountant@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am still trying to figure out if calling me {my name}-ipedia was purely in jest or if they secretly hate my voice, face and presence. You know, just a tuesday.

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 11 points 1 week ago

Seems like a compliment to me

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd take it as a compliment, you seem knowledgeable.

[–] BobsAccountant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Thank you. I do try and take it that way. I was mostly joking and dovetailing it with our trope to overthink social situations.