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[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Pooping is 3D Printing and your butthole is the extruder.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They should make nozzle attachments for your butthole for different thicknesses.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

With a little modification

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

They already have a flared base

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago

I'm printing the intruder though.

[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Brb, gonna try to build a sandcastle.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

⊂((・⊥・))⊃

[–] Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pooping is more like dropping the empty cartridge.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And our thoughts, words and actions are the projectiles.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Thanks Jaden

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

So that's why it is called projectile vomiting.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We are remarkably slow to fire. I think we are poop canons, not poop guns.

[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Big bada boom

[–] winkly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I’m a poop machine 💩

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago

With the right molds, you could form all parts you need for a working gun out of poop, submerge them in liquid hydrogen to freeze them solid, assemble them, load your poop gun, kill someone and just drop it.
All the cops will find at the crime scene is a pile of poop.

This is a shitpost.

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I could really use a little more rifling in the barrel

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Hemorrhoids

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

It's not a distance weapon

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

That means I'm a breach-loader and sea cucumbers are muzzle-loaders

Enter the Gungeon theme begins

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 7 points 4 days ago
[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I thought this was going to be related to the poop knife.

[–] glowie@h4x0r.host 1 points 4 days ago

You have projectile shits too?!