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[–] Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pooping is more like dropping the empty cartridge.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And our thoughts, words and actions are the projectiles.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Thanks Jaden

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

So that's why it is called projectile vomiting.

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Pooping is 3D Printing and your butthole is the extruder.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They should make nozzle attachments for your butthole for different thicknesses.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

With a little modification

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

They already have a flared base

[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Brb, gonna try to build a sandcastle.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

I'm printing the intruder though.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

⊂((・⊥・))⊃

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We are remarkably slow to fire. I think we are poop canons, not poop guns.

[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Big bada boom

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 7 points 1 month ago
[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I could really use a little more rifling in the barrel

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Hemorrhoids

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

It's not a distance weapon

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

With the right molds, you could form all parts you need for a working gun out of poop, submerge them in liquid hydrogen to freeze them solid, assemble them, load your poop gun, kill someone and just drop it.
All the cops will find at the crime scene is a pile of poop.

This is a shitpost.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Enter the Gungeon theme begins

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

That means I'm a breach-loader and sea cucumbers are muzzle-loaders

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I thought this was going to be related to the poop knife.

[–] winkly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I’m a poop machine 💩

[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] glowie@h4x0r.host 1 points 1 month ago

You have projectile shits too?!