Your post is buggy. Anyways I tried these pickup lines on some apps, like "What temperature is your microwave" or "what color is your sofa" and I got responses like "I don't have a fridge, it's winter, there's no need for it" and "We don't have a sofa".
Am I fucked anons?
Pro tip: you’re better off not dating someone who gets rid of their fridge every winter unless you live at mcmurdo. I could see very thoroughly cleaning and unplugging a freezer if you have a lot of space outside (protected from any wildlife) and can rely on it being well under freezing for months, but it’s probably either too cold to work as a fridge or temps will spike to dangerously warm during the day.
Worst part is I'll never know if she told me the truth or not. Probably not, on the other hand why would you lie about this?
I think either way, you dodged a bullet. You don’t have food poisoning or a girlfriend who lies to you, lol.
lol yeah, but I didn't try to get a gf. I was just trolling.
