Your post is buggy. Anyways I tried these pickup lines on some apps, like "What temperature is your microwave" or "what color is your sofa" and I got responses like "I don't have a fridge, it's winter, there's no need for it" and "We don't have a sofa".

Am I fucked anons?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pro tip: you’re better off not dating someone who gets rid of their fridge every winter unless you live at mcmurdo. I could see very thoroughly cleaning and unplugging a freezer if you have a lot of space outside (protected from any wildlife) and can rely on it being well under freezing for months, but it’s probably either too cold to work as a fridge or temps will spike to dangerously warm during the day.

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Worst part is I'll never know if she told me the truth or not. Probably not, on the other hand why would you lie about this?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I think either way, you dodged a bullet. You don’t have food poisoning or a girlfriend who lies to you, lol.

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

lol yeah, but I didn't try to get a gf. I was just trolling.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Then maybe she was trolling back?

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

I wanted to find her but I couldn't. Most likely yeah, I was so stunned I didn't even realise that she could also be pulling my leg. wow. This happened months ago and this somehow never crossed my mind. Thanks lmao. I'm usually fast about these.. You know the "When I lie and my friend starts adding details" meme? Well, that's usually me and my homies.

A girl with humor?? And I lost the chat??