this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 12 hours ago

Your attempt to stop me from eating ass has failed.

[–] other_cat@lemmy.world 66 points 6 days ago
[–] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

The Internet is a mistake.

[–] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 days ago

I wish I could both up vote and down vote this post because of how foul it is and yet it perfectly fits the community

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Mate fuck you just prayed so that a fucking thunderstorm hits your electric grid

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 17 points 6 days ago

Why oh why did I read and comprehend the words?

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is unironically one of the few posts I wholeheartedly enjoy. It's over the top and that's right up my alley. The girl is the cherry on top. Chefs kiss

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My absolute favorite part is the near-unanimous expression of misery from all those commenting. We've all had a truly wretched encounter today

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago

I love the gif/image replies. It makes me nostalgic for when every thread was mostly images and gifts (not that I'd like to go back but it's nice occasionally)

[–] LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Nope. Don't like that...

[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

This will induce a grooming response from your partner and is sure to strengthen your relationship

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 5 points 6 days ago

Thanks Internet!

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Would they pose a problem if digested?

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

It would continue their cycle in your body more than likely. Since the eggs are layer externally, if you catch my drift.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

God. Damn. It.

Mods, beat this man with giant bad dragon dildos. And a permanent ban on all instances.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

NSFLNot wiping might be a better option if your partner has a good immune system, humans can handle that much poop if some safety guidelines are followed, and if they're immunocompromised, have mouth injuries, etc., even normal buttlicking (at least temporarily) is ill advised without dental dams.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Unnecessary? He can have a snack without the pinworm? Even vegetarian

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

Wicked widdle woman

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 121 points 1 week ago
[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 106 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 96 points 1 week ago
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 89 points 1 week ago
[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 89 points 1 week ago
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 81 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 80 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] medsal15@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 76 points 1 week ago

Thats a shitpost indeed

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 69 points 1 week ago
[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago
[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 50 points 1 week ago

Well, I hate you.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago
[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago

What a day to have eyes.

[–] belastend@slrpnk.net 36 points 1 week ago
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sometimes I wish the internetn was neves created

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Did you mean, "interetn war neves created"?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

HAHAHHA sorry...I use my phone in the bed at night ,and worst I'm getting older so without glasses is even harder to see the letters and text. Boost for lemmy is not good with accessibility. this was probably one of those times

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah, when you jumble the words, it is important to count which character is available how many times, or this happens and it's no longer just jumbled.

[–] Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

How to forget previous 30 seconds

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