Haven't you ever think, hmm isn't it a little weird seeing a guy named "Mr. Beast" going around healing the blind, giving money away to poor people? Not to mention his public aspirations to become the president. Everybody is saying he speaks in demonic tongues when not in public. He whispers to himself "lord Satan, i serve you, i am at your command" under his breath, many say. According to my sources, he has a secret channel on YouTube which is only visible when you type in "666 HAIL SATAN" into the search bar. There's a video on the channel where he seasons babies and then fries them, creating some sort of KFC analogue, then eats the fried babies while speaking in demonic tongues, eyes rolled back into his head.

This guy is the fucking antichrist, there is no denying it. I will not be silenced by the Beast.

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[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

its nethanyahu sorry

[–] miz@hexbear.net 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

full name? Mark Ofthe Beast

[–] Spike@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

If only his first name actually was Mark, conspiracy theorists would go wild and non zero chance he'd be shot

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I don't even believe in the concept of the antichrist but I think it's undeniable that Mr Beast is the antichrist.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

Ok this is my take now

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

@admins new site tagline pls

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

If there was one it would be him

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Im sorry the beast is actually nato, rising out of the sea and given power of kings and nations

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

more and more people are saying this

god bless amen

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No no Mr Beast is the Beast. V*ush is the Antichrist who leads the faithful astray. None of you have read theory.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I HOPE he is the Antichrist. Would be fitting for the Antichrist to become the President of the US

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Omen_(franchise)

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

There's a video on the channel where he seasons babies and then fries them, creating some sort of KFC analogue, then eats the fried babies

Mr. Beast practices Gonzalo thought?

[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kentucky Fried Children are the most popular snack in AmeriKKKa.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

ah dammit you made the comment before I did

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

Unironically, we should spread this rumor

Let the honkeys have at each other

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

What if the Antichrist was just the YouTube videos we watched along the way?

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

two-wolves-1 Inside you there are two Christs. two-wolves-2

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

If the world ends because of some guy named "Jimmy" the world deserves to end.

Was the band Jimmy Eat World prophetically named? Were we warned?

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

KFC analogue

Kentucky Fried Children

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You need to brush up on your lore! He's clearly the second beast that arises from the abyss, the one that performs great signs and causes all the earth and those who dwell in it to worship the Antichrist. He's the False Prophet. Why else have a YouTube channel?

[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The Antichrist is supposed to cure the blind?

So does that mean the Mahdi and Jesus are also alive and will kill him?

[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I Mr Beast was doing a video called "Giving $1000 to everyone who gets a Beast Tattoo" would you go get that bag? The tattoo wouldn't have to be in a prominent place on your body, just somewhere.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Some dude got free Pepsi for a lifetime by tattooing the logo on himself unprompted iirc. A thou for a tattoo isn't gonna cut the mustard