So this is what? The tech equivalent of a rainbow dash mini in a jar?
this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2025
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Similar concept, but you shouldn't cum on expensive electronics. Unless they're designed for it, that is.
Oh god is this designed to handle cum?
Oh gods, its not even holographic? ... and what's with the complete lack of imagination on the part of whoever wrote that headline? This can and will be used for talking to anthropomorphic dicks, assuming anyone buys it at all.
Yes, yes, futa too. If they sell one or a million, it'll be harder to find the fetishes that its NOT used for. Even hand-holding and remembering dead loved ones.
Right? The guy who married Hatsune Miku a decade ago had a better one.
Then they shut down his wife
He probably was not creating it to be a soulless cash grab.
V-tuber mini jail.
Wasn't that a black mirror episode?
Subsequently parodied by The Simpsons in a Treehouse of Horror!
No shit! They made fukouna shoujo into a real thing!
Can it be filled with... things?
RIGHT THERE OFFICER, THAT'S THE ONE
We're going to need his full IP address and browser history stat
CES moment
I read that as, "Sybian." 😂
Wouldn't be them, they make an actually useful product.
It's what he would've wanted I think
Open API so we can add Digimon to it or something to make a desktop toy
Lol imagine waking up to Johnny flicking you off and trying to break out and kill you
"Wake the fuck up"
"Haha Johnny is so funny, always talking about this soukiller program and
what a goofball! That's not something that can happen! Haha!".
being trapped in the Mikoshi soul prison by Saburo Arasaka...
The way they describe it makes it sound like a story beat from a Black Mirror episode.
The only valid reason to have one of these is cosplaying as Kreiger from Archer.
But you only get one of these after a sweet can.
Finally I can have my anime waifu