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Oh gods, its not even holographic? ... and what's with the complete lack of imagination on the part of whoever wrote that headline? This can and will be used for talking to anthropomorphic dicks, assuming anyone buys it at all.
Yes, yes, futa too. If they sell one or a million, it'll be harder to find the fetishes that its NOT used for. Even hand-holding and remembering dead loved ones.
Right? The guy who married Hatsune Miku a decade ago had a better one.
Then they shut down his wife
He probably was not creating it to be a soulless cash grab.