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[–] ochi_chernye@startrek.website 5 points 18 hours ago

Only tangentially related, but when I was a kid I'd write stream-of-consciousness type stuff in a "code" consisting of the first letter of every word. Whenever I run across one of my old notebooks, I spend some time trying to decipher it, generally without much luck. Sometimes it'll spark a bit of remembrance, like dipping madeleines in tea.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 day ago

5th grade teacher: Watch this short documentary on MLK and take notes.

Me: takes notes

Teacher: Now write an essay using your notes.

Me looking at my notes:

Things never improved.

[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Today while entering my bathroom I was repeating the word toothpaste to not forget what I came for lol

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Just don't let your brain trick you with the old switcheroo. I would be tickled by the thought that tooth paste sounds like fool's haste and before I know it I'm repeating that. Until I stop suddenly, scratching my head and wondering what I was trying to achieve in the first place.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

I've learned over the years at school and everything afterwards that notes are basically write-only. No point trying to decipher them afterwards.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago

I've absolutely done this... I put a tag on my bag I bring to work that just says "dumbass!" If I need to remember to take something with me or do something after work.

Sometimes I'm just like "yeah... Dumbass... What thing were you supposed to do, dumbass?" Lol

Is... this.. a... bitcoin recovery pass.... wtf?

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I use acronyms to similar effect.

For example, when writing a shopping list.

And then I'm in the supermarket wondering what the fuck KR, IC and SS are?

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 23 hours ago

Not diagnosed with ADHD but I do the same!

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