royal watchers are always like "Oy mate the bloody queen ate her cowarse pie before her peas in Worcestershire sauce. This means we're going to war innit!"

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

This guy should have excommunicated Trump from the protestant church of Denmark

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago

Trump will have no choice but to consult his court eunuchs for his next move

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

you simpsons them! pepperman-grudge make them pink again or so help me

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

It's just a tasteful spray tan

[–] bananon@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Now they’ve got LEGO skin tone

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago

lol Denmark is a US dog, they and the rest of the EU have been crippled for the foreseeable future by the war in Ukraine. They will fold like a wet noodle the nanosecond Presinald Trunt applies even the slightest bit of pressure

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Flag with two naked men with subtle tactfully drawn chest hair

GAY

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The wild man has been a staple of European mythology for ages, and sees use in a lot of coats of arms. There's a few examples if you scroll down to the bottom here.

hexbear-gay-pride

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I knew of the wild man archetype, but didn't realize it was so popular on royal decorations and stuff. Fascinating!

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

I only learned about this recently myself, precisely because i thought "wait that has hella gay dudes rocking out energy, what's up with that?"

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And it has a bear and a ram... Is this representation?!

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Hell yeah

[–] ObamnaSoda@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Comment below which set of wild men you think looks hotter

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

The one reading this post.

[–] argon@lemmy.today 7 points 3 weeks ago

I like the one that's looking back at me

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

the crowns have been removed

A giant-ass crown perched above the whole scene

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

There has been a surprising amount of controversy between Sweden and Denmark about those three crowns (symbolises Sweden as a part of Denmark since the Kalmar union). Gustav Vasa was malding about it in the 16th century.

Note that they removed the Norwegian lion 200 years ago when it became part of Sweden, but kept the Swedish crowns for some reason.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

WTF DENMARK GAVE UP ON ITS SWEDISH CLAIMS? NOOOOOO wojak-nooo

[–] IlliterateOphthalmologist@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

Cherry on top would be the reveal that they used AI to generate the new one

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Snowflake king got triggered.

[–] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

If Trump gets it, he's going to turn Greenland into another Williston, ND during the oil boom. Went from a quite, little conservative town to the city with the highest crime rate in the country literally overnight. The first question employers would ask job seekers is "are you wanted or on the run?" Like, it was a given that most of the applicants were already felons. Nice knowing you, Greenlanders

[–] edge@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds more like it would be a response to Greenland's premier recently calling for independence.

[–] bananon@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

They made the beards smaller.

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