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[–] iii@mander.xyz 192 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Clown egg number state

Ez πŸ‘

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Correct horse battery staple

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY PASSWORD?!

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It only shows it to you. The rest of us all just see ******. πŸ‘

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

hunter2 <--- see? I copied and pasted what you wrote. You see your password here, but we just see asterisks.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I got Clown dozen even state πŸ––

[–] zante@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

It Egg Even States

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

*eggs *numbers

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 84 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Dude, don't spoil it in the title. You're better than this.

And so is Lemmy! You can edit titles.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's hard to be upset at OP when it gets spoiled by the text above the pictures...

Like you could get rid of the pictures entirely and just have _______________ and it would have the same effect

[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The "spoiler" above it is a clue about how to read it, the post title is a complete spoiler.

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holy i didn't realize that it was in the title

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

Pennywise eggs every other state

[–] yboutros@infosec.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Oml I thought it was Clown~~s~~ ~~don't~~ doesn't even phase [me]

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Oh, that one is very good! Wish I had thought of that.

Edit: Although, how did you get "don't" from the eggs?

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[–] ZMonster@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

My friend, Thank you for this. It gives me no hope for society every time I hear someone say "it, the clown" - but you gave me a "pennywise" in the first reply I read. Hope restored.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 3 points 2 weeks ago

Clown eggs pairs states

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[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

Clown pointing at me, a dozen of eggs, even numbers, states of matter

It's no wonder why this song is so catchy!

[–] pitaya@lemm.ee 25 points 2 weeks ago

It eggs even states

[–] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Just to check, is this loss?

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago

(Snape voice) Always.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Not this time

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

For the chicken.

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Click here if you don't understand

  1. IT
  2. Dozen
  3. Even
  4. Matter
[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Click here if you still don't get it"I tried so hard and got so far but in the end, it doesn't even matter" are part of the lyrics to the song "In the End" by American rock band Linkin Park.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Click here if you're a true idiot

"IT Dozen Even Matter" sounds like "it doesn't even matter" from the lyric

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah that's what I was stuck on... I'm disappointed in myself.

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[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

Nah that's a dozen eggs

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What does the Clown have to do with IT?

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[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Clown eggs numbers matter?!

[–] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

Clown egg number phase.

Jester carton powers of two states

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It
Dozen (read: doesn't)
Even
(states of) Matter

[–] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] maniii@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Clown eggs 2-times-table physics???

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

you've reminded me of an old joke that is only tangentially- and quite ephemerally- relevant.

Do you know why, in the Business Professionals Baseball League, the Accountants always win?

because the last time they lost, they started chanting " 2, 4, 5, 8, Who do we Depreciate!"

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end...

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Same result, way less effort.

Still fun

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 2 weeks ago

I left my oven on.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I tried so hard and got so far but in the end pointing clown holding balloons twelve white eggs in a box 246810 gas liquid solid.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Didn't even need the image puzzle to figure out the lyrics bruh

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago

So they only succeeded with plasma, near absolute zero condensates, and strange matter?

[–] poopgood@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
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