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So apparently being Catholic is on the ever-growing list of things considered Anti-Semetic, almost as bad as being outraged at child murder.
Well I mean what was the Vatican up to in the 40's?
Probably touching them idk
To be fair Hitler DID try to ban Catholocism... Course he was intentionally dragging his feet because.... italywassortausefultogermanyatthetime... runs off
Word in the locker room says Israel might counter the Vatican's child-murder accusations with some altar-boy-boning whataboutism. We'll find out after the halftime break, Cotton.
During its unveiling, Pope Francis condemned the global arms industry for profiting from human suffering and reiterated his call for an end to all wars, urging the faithful to remember those suffering in the holy land.
Keep on going a bit further...
There's a good way to prevent industries from profiting on human suffering
So they stand for their beliefs ... on a pile of dead children.
Message recieved.
Israel’s foreign ministry summoned the Vatican's ambassador, Archbishop Adolfo
Lol, you can't make that shit up.
Reality being unrealistic again
The hitlerios keep on comin.
Here we go again, Christian kingdom unite, we are taking another trip to the Holy Land.
Can... Can we wreak Istanbul on our way there again? Just out of tradition.
Finally the Jews are blaming the Catholics for something.
"you're supposed to touch them not kill them"
The Catholic Church had done a lot of both.
Can't believe I'm siding with the fucking pope
This particular pope has been a huge improvement.
I tend to agree.
I have beef with the whole thing, but he has genuinely been more forward with compassion and trying to curb the worst aspects of it all.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day
Unless it's a digital clock. Th n it's just dead.
Modern clocks have developed the ability to be wrong all the time. Innovation at its best.
If saying that killing children is a bad thing causes you to "lash out" them maybe you're a piece of shit?
What if the kid was slightly annoying at the table next to me in a restaurant for like three minutes?
Well, all sin can be forgiven with enough faith and penance, so...
It's Apartheid South Africa all over again. They've got an unlimited license to be pieces of shit because they've got a bunch of incredibly wealthy, racist friends willing to prop them up indefinitely.
Indefinitely until their imaginary friend comes back down from the sky…so, forever.
So, so much irony all around here.
The head of a genocidal state is mad at the head of the world's foremost child rape syndicate, a rape syndicate with a long and storied history of orchestrating genocide itself.
And because one of them deigned to say that, maybe, mass murder of kids is bad for the brand.
Peak human species nonsense.
tbf the pope isn't guilty in the same way as satanyahu is
Yeah but that's like replacing the CEO with someone who hasn't committed a crime, and then claiming the company doesn't deserve to be fined for the the crimes committed under the previous CEO.
Organizations are more than just the one person.
Im not gonna throw shade at someone for denouncing genocide.
It kinda hits harder coming from someone more shady, TBH. Like, "we know we've done some shit, but you guys are actually fucked"
One of the most infuriating things about humans is their tendency to shit on good things from bad people.
Yes, we all KNOW that person is bad. But if you scold them for doing GOOD things, you are actively discouraging them from being better!
Can you all make sure they don’t secretly do this in northeast America going inland in America and into Michigan, they started pretending they were all still in Israel or Palestine or Iran when that location is quite far away on the big maps. Teleporting use to go on and messed everything up or lieing went on to cover things up or to avoid following certain laws.
On the one hand, I totally get being pissed off that a burgeoning global hegemon displaced your people to make room for a group of traumatized refugees in the hopes these refugees could be leveraged to establish a fortress of power projection for said hegemon to dominate a historically defiant region... and I get being pissed off that it worked a little too well to the point that now the fortress of refugees actually has nukes and holds a leash on the global hegemon that gave it all that power in the first place...
On the other hand, that was like 80 years ago and they gave you a chunk of land back and everyone just wants you to stop fighting and frankly you keep bombing them so of course they snipe your children in the streets, and slaughtering 2000 people on a holiday despite no serious escalation from the enemy side in recent memory didn't help the situation, so the overkill by Israel is understandable.
And yet again on the other hand, if Israel has the capacity to permanently decapitate Hezbollah with pagers, then clearly they don't need to level Gaza to get to Hamas leadership, so its clearly overkill and a humanitarian crisis and probably a war crime and they need to stop....
But on the OTHER HAND Iran did bomb them, and Hezbollah was planning an invasion, and... (trails off)
The Pope is Hamas /s