What the fuck is a smart sleep mask? It's a mask, it does one thing!
this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2024
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Ah but this mask tracks your sleep patterns and data and sends it to the NSA through built in wifi.
"Hey man! Come into the basement, Im working on a biological super computer, check it out!" The camera pans to the people chained to the wall with holes drilled in their heads drooling all over themselves with wires coming out of the holes, then back to me and I do the Kubrick stare. "It doesn't work yet."
Love to dream about making toast so my smart home turns on the toaster at 3 am
New insomnia just dropped. Being so chronically anxious of dreaming about having a bath and flooding the house that you can't sleep.
Brb gonna burn down the house with the power of dreams