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what in the mother of fuck is this about (hexbear.net)
submitted 10 months ago by pooh@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck is a smart sleep mask? It's a mask, it does one thing!

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ah but this mask tracks your sleep patterns and data and sends it to the NSA through built in wifi.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

"Hey man! Come into the basement, Im working on a biological super computer, check it out!" The camera pans to the people chained to the wall with holes drilled in their heads drooling all over themselves with wires coming out of the holes, then back to me and I do the Kubrick stare. "It doesn't work yet."

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Love to dream about making toast so my smart home turns on the toaster at 3 am

[–] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

New insomnia just dropped. Being so chronically anxious of dreaming about having a bath and flooding the house that you can't sleep.

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

Brb gonna burn down the house with the power of dreams