anonochronomus

joined 3 years ago
[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

I don't believe you. You can't convince me that someone didn't smash Oscar the Grouch with a comically large wooden hammer and send him to the bottom of the ocean.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 27 points 4 weeks ago

“I had the most powerful feeling,” he said.

That's probably just the Pervitin.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Bitch.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago

I know who my enemies are.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago (12 children)

Eat shit, fuck off, and die transphobe.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is 100% fed posting. I'm not telling you what I got up my sleeve!

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

(It's never a mannequin)

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah. I've smoked tons of crack. I was on heroin for years before I tried it the first time. Within a month of smoking crack regularly my life was down the fucking tubes. It's bad shit. Like really really bad shit. I would strongly recommend anyone reading this NEVER EVER try it.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The origin of GMOs trace directly back to Shiro Ishii and Unit 731 (Imperial Japan's war crime squad). They did a bunch of other weird shit besides poisoning people. Particularly, they developed dawrf species of wheat so they could soak up a shit ton of chem fertilizers without getting too tall and falling over. This is the genesis of modern GMOs, and if we didn't Paperclip^tm^ Ishii, things would be very different right now.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This message brought to you by the Monsanto and Unit 731 gang.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can do anything once.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

Thomas Pynchon and Don Delillo

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