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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this why they always ask how to define "woman"?

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[–] Liz@midwest.social 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I identify with this unironically as a low conscientiousness male feminist.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago

Sexism is a helluva drug.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Meanwhile: males, dudes, guys, homies, fellas, bois, bros, lads, laddie, mates, geezers, chaps, gents, boss, hoss, cheif, buddy, pal, son, sonny, sonny boy, muchacho, hombre, old timer, Mac, Joe..

"Yeah what's up?"

I don't think we need to cancel Guys and Dolls just yet.

[–] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I love that half of these are fully gender neutral terms of endearment in Australia 😂

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Honestly a lot of them start out as or still contextually imply "males" in the US, but can be used gender neutrally as well now too. Like "how you guys doing" vs "hanging out with the guys."

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 83 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

As a man who likes fedoras, this stereotype offends me. Sadly, it's an accurate description most of th etime.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Usually it's a cheap Trilby anyway.

[–] kadup@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Usually the Redditors wear the fedora without knowing how to pair it correctly with the rest of their outfits, so don't worry, if you wear a nice attire and a fedora people won't get you confused with the guy wearing an ahegao t-shirt two sizes too small and cargo shorts.

[–] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

You need to get big into two tone ska, then the fedora is socially acceptable again.

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[–] Michal@programming.dev 23 points 1 day ago
[–] socsa@piefed.social 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Women implies the existence of nimen and tamen

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Mmmmm... ramen

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 points 18 hours ago

Hmm. Wōmen... Men of Wō... I don't mean to be racist but their triads freak me out.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Ooo help me learn today if you don't mind... Where does this prefix grouping come from?

Edit: found it, I think: Chinese?

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah, what they're saying doesn't make much sense logically though.

Men here is 们, the plural marker for people. Wo (我) is I or me, wo+men (我们) we or us, ni (你) is you, ni+men (你们) is you (plural), ta (他/她/它) is he/she/it, and ta+men (+们) is they.

Some other variants exists, and there's specifics on the usage. I also missed the tone markers on the pinyin because they're a pain to type.

Anyway I'm not sure what joke or point they were trying to make.

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[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago

Correct; wo, ni, ta are the singular forms I, you, he/she/it. Adding the -men suffix turns it into the plural we/you/they.

So literally, ‘we’ are ‘women’.

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 109 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A reliable source on TV told me you can't go wrong with

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[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org 107 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (16 children)

That's a huge word ~~salat~~ salad just to say "I'm an incel"

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago

salat

Found the Ger(wo)man.

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[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago

In most contexts, you’d just say…”people”.

Or, if you’re actually trying to make a demographic-wide statement, like how women aren’t good at video games, you’d just say:

“IGNORE ME, I AN A SEXIST MORON.”

Basically, the meme isn’t much meant for the word choice, it’s how often incels have statements to make on half the population.

[–] teije9@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

'feminine species' 😭😭😭

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[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 day ago (6 children)

You remember how everyone just used to say women 10-20 years ago? I guess that's woke now. So much for conserving.

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[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 177 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Does this mean two females are able to produce sexually viable offspring?

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[–] Redredme@lemmy.world 118 points 1 day ago (7 children)

No, they want to be called LA class nuclear powered attack submarine.

We're in shit posting after all.

Happy Xmas, ya filthy animal!

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[–] Anivia@feddit.org 22 points 1 day ago

Come on, that's just obvious bait

[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Im a hoe and I dont have a vagina so it clearly doesn't even work 😋

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[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

I love that this dumb dumb made a post on reddit. There are search engines, large language models, and the good ole thesaurus to find words that are synonyms. Figure. It. Out.

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