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Mass Food Poisoning Event Reported at Party Honoring Best Restaurants in LA (www.latintimes.com)

submitted 10 months ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago

lol

Sure, I feel bad for the people who got sick, but the irony here is more delicious than any meal served that night.

[–] NadiaNadine@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ha, BC Canada! The worst place to source oysters.

Victoria BC dumped it's sewage into the bay until a couple years ago..

[Victoria no longer flushes raw sewage into ocean after area opens treatment plant

](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/victoria-sewage-plant-1.5867582)

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

"Our oysters now come with less poo!"

BC oyster distributors probably.

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago

All of the good chefs were busy being honored?

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Los Angeles Tin Times

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Can one do a double-take with their eyes alone? Lol

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

The puns are all served on a silver tray with this one.

[–] HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 3 points 10 months ago

Big Pepto strikes again