Who's been doing her job since then? There is no way that can be legal. I'd bet the farm the same thing is happening to Mitch McConnell. No way that old bag of dust and bones is competent enough to do his job.
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The interns have been accepting all the bribes and spending it on beer.
This seems like a pretty important job to not just shuffle the person doing it into an old folks home! Like come on!
Literally a limited number per state. Even an midmanager would get called for running out of PTO way before then.
sounds like she's clearly just getting in touch with the local population
Why not have a cut off age?
That would put everyone voting for it out of a job.
We were going to implement one... but then we all got dementia.
So? I'm MUCH Happier with my Tax Dollars going to HER Salary then to Feeding Starving American Children!
Is this what they mean by Reaganism?
She’ll be the 2028 president
She's a she. Doesn't have a chance.
She doesn’t know that
Ooooooh, I like it! It's like The Truman Show, except way dumber.
Sorry, American CEO Musk will have eliminated that unnecessary office by then.
And really, it wasn't generating very good revenue for the shareholders any more. The board suggested going in a new direction.
How the fuck does a Senator go missing for SIXTH FUCKING MONTHS and no one bothers looking for them.
Her aids were probably running the show for years. What happens with these congress critters is that they create a support network around themselves to do the real work while they campaign for the next election. It gets to the point that the congress member themselves becomes superfluous. If it goes on long enough, they fall into dementia, but the aids don't want to start over again with someone new, so they just tote their boss around from time to time like Weekend at Burnie's. It happened with Dianne Feinstein. It's probably happening with Mitch McConnell.
It’s ~~probably~~ definitely happening with Mitch McConnell.
ftfy
Probably, but I haven't heard much from him in a while. In my defense, he has done something terrible recently, a lot of terrible things have been happening. It's hard to keep track.
Not that the election is over, I'm also willing to throw Biden on the pile. More then a few times in the past few years, he's done things that remind of me of my old, conservative acquaintances. Biden pardoning the Kids for Cash asshole cemented that.
People from her office absolutely knew where she was, they just didn't bother telling anybody else.
She is in Congress, not the Senate - so there’s a couple hundred more of them in general, and not all of them turn up to work every day.. so it’s not hard to lose one for 6 months and not notice.
Especially when they’re Republicans, since they do sweet fuck all most days anyway.
She apparently did make at least one appearance during the ~~sixth~~ six months for whatever that's worth (sourced from her Wikipedia page)
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Let's talk about that woman later. Wtf is going on in Texas?? "An amendment to reduce the salary of Deputy Assistant Administrator for Pesticide Programs to $1" what did that person do that they put that on the agenda? Why is it possible to set a salary that low?
Realize that's she's a US house member, not a state legislature member. They were trying to defund the EPA in general by reducing salaries for individuals to $1 and it wasn't just Texas.
Which is funny, because both Texas and Oklahoma ignore the EPA anyway. The Oklahoma turnpike authority is trying to pollute Norman’s drinking water, and build a turnpike through land that endangered toads live on. They aren’t conducting any sort of environmental impact assessment, because Oklahoma gave them permission not to. Texas has probably hundreds, if not thousands, of improperly shut down oil wells which spew all kinds of pollution.
From what I see his name was Jake Li and he was attempting to safeguard endangered species against pesticides. So... His position is now vacant. Guessing Texas couldn't stand for it
He/they released this, so maybe I would have to more digging to gain further understanding.
https://texasfarmbureau.org/epa-releases-final-endangered-species-herbicide-strategy/
Edit: it appears he was "brought in" to that position when Biden entered office, and he is moving to the Department of Interior's fish and wildlife division. I suspect that they knew the upcoming and current cuts to the EPA would thin them out and the Fish and Wildlife department is less likely to be gone after, as that's who you get your hunting/fishing etc licenses from. I imagine the establishment that gives out licenses to shoot animals for fun, isn't likely to be targeted by Republicans
Why the fuck is she still getting a paycheck?
To be fair, dementia is not much of a hindrance for making GOP policies.
Texas GOP sees this as an absolute win
It's not cognitive dissonance if you can't remember what your values were to begin with.
Quite the opposite, it's almost a requisite at this point
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Imagine not showing up to your job for 6 months and people just going, "hmmm, I wonder where they are."
I'm pretty sure the most important among them have known but were colluding in hiding it from the public.
They clearly cared a lot about her. She must be a very nice person.
Shouldn't something like that be reported when it happens? She's an elected official. Her seat has effectively been empty for at least six months now.
It's a small shit in the toilet-tub that is the current political state, but come on.
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bet she gets relected
She'll primary Trump, if such a concept exists in four years.
Of you read the article, she is already being replaced in January by a republican candidate.
at least they didn't reelect her for 2025-26
Only because she decided not to run again lol
Are you not running for office again congresswoman?
"Who are you?.. What office?"
You heard it here first folks, The congresswoman is still deciding if she will be running for office, back to you Terry.
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As I recall, she had a lot of mounting legal troubles over the Ft. Worth billion-dollar flood control project, which apparently funneled taxpayer cash to her son. And then there was that whole trip to Russia to meet with Putin on July 4th thing.
Oh, she was one of those.
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