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A Republican Congresswoman who has been “missing” for the past six months has finally been found.

Rep. Kay Granger has served as the representative for Texas’s 12th Congressional District since 1997.

However, she suddenly disappeared from the public eye around July this year, when she cast her final vote against an amendment to reduce the salary of Deputy Assistant Administrator for Pesticide Programs to $1.

A curious reporter at the local Dallas Express newspaper did some digging on Granger’s whereabouts and has finally been able to give her constituents some answers.
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We then received a tip from a Granger constituent who shared that the Congresswoman has been residing at a local memory care and assisted living home for some time after having been found wandering lost and confused in her former Cultural District/West 7th neighborhood.

The Dallas Express team visited the facility to confirm whether Granger was residing there and to inquire about how she planned to vote on the spending bill. Upon arrival, two employees confirmed that Granger is indeed living at the facility.

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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 14 points 3 hours ago

This seems like a pretty important job to not just shuffle the person doing it into an old folks home! Like come on!
Literally a limited number per state. Even an midmanager would get called for running out of PTO way before then.

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 4 points 3 hours ago

So? I'm MUCH Happier with my Tax Dollars going to HER Salary then to Feeding Starving American Children!

[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 hours ago

sounds like she's clearly just getting in touch with the local population

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 19 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Why not have s cut off age?

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 11 points 5 hours ago

That would put everyone voting for it out of a job.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

We were going to implement one... but then we all got dementia.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Is this what they mean by Reaganism?

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

She’ll be the 2028 president

[–] Tja@programming.dev 34 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

She's a she. Doesn't have a chance.

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Ooooooh, I like it! It's like The Truman Show, except way dumber.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Sorry, American CEO Musk will have eliminated that unnecessary office by then.

And really, it wasn't generating very good revenue for the shareholders any more. The board suggested going in a new direction.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 72 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

How the fuck does a Senator go missing for SIXTH FUCKING MONTHS and no one bothers looking for them.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Her aids were probably running the show for years. What happens with these congress critters is that they create a support network around themselves to do the real work while they campaign for the next election. It gets to the point that the congress member themselves becomes superfluous. If it goes on long they fall into dementia, but the aids don't want to start over again with someone new and they just tote their boss around from time to time like Weekend at Burnie's. It happened with Dianne Feinstein. It's probably happening with Mitch McConnell.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

It’s ~~probably~~ definitely happening with Mitch McConnell.

ftfy

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 42 points 8 hours ago

She is in Congress, not the Senate - so there’s a couple hundred more of them in general, and not all of them turn up to work every day.. so it’s not hard to lose one for 6 months and not notice.

Especially when they’re Republicans, since they do sweet fuck all most days anyway.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 33 points 8 hours ago

People from her office absolutely knew where she was, they just didn't bother telling anybody else.

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 16 points 9 hours ago

She apparently did make at least one appearance during the sixth months for whatever that's worth (sourced from her Wikipedia page)

[–] fadhl3y@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

"Government is broken"

[–] thisNotMyName@lemmy.world 37 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Let's talk about that woman later. Wtf is going on in Texas?? "An amendment to reduce the salary of Deputy Assistant Administrator for Pesticide Programs to $1" what did that person do that they put that on the agenda? Why is it possible to set a salary that low?

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Realize that's she's a US house member, not a state legislature member. They were trying to defund the EPA in general by reducing salaries for individuals to $1 and it wasn't just Texas.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Which is funny, because both Texas and Oklahoma ignore the EPA anyway. The Oklahoma turnpike authority is trying to pollute Norman’s drinking water, and build a turnpike through land that endangered toads live on. They aren’t conducting any sort of environmental impact assessment, because Oklahoma gave them permission not to. Texas has probably hundreds, if not thousands, of improperly shut down oil wells which spew all kinds of pollution.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

From what I see his name was Jake Li and he was attempting to safeguard endangered species against pesticides. So... His position is now vacant. Guessing Texas couldn't stand for it

He/they released this, so maybe I would have to more digging to gain further understanding.

https://texasfarmbureau.org/epa-releases-final-endangered-species-herbicide-strategy/

Edit: it appears he was "brought in" to that position when Biden entered office, and he is moving to the Department of Interior's fish and wildlife division. I suspect that they knew the upcoming and current cuts to the EPA would thin them out and the Fish and Wildlife department is less likely to be gone after, as that's who you get your hunting/fishing etc licenses from. I imagine the establishment that gives out licenses to shoot animals for fun, isn't likely to be targeted by Republicans

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 18 points 8 hours ago

Why the fuck is she still getting a paycheck?

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 216 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (15 children)

To be fair, dementia is not much of a hindrance for making GOP policies.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 51 points 12 hours ago

It's not cognitive dissonance if you can't remember what your values were to begin with.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 38 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 58 points 13 hours ago

Quite the opposite, it's almost a requisite at this point

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 6 points 9 hours ago

tbf a magic 8 ball would do a better job

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[–] hactar42@lemmy.ml 91 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine not showing up to your job for 6 months and people just going, "hmmm, I wonder where they are."

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 38 points 11 hours ago

I'm pretty sure the most important among them have known but were colluding in hiding it from the public.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

They clearly cared a lot about her. She must be a very nice person.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

at least they didn't reelect her for 2025-26

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 20 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Only because she decided not to run again lol

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Are you not running for office again congresswoman?

"Who are you?.. What office?"

You heard it here first folks, The congresswoman is still deciding if she will be running for office, back to you Terry.

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[–] TheFin@leminal.space 44 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Dashi@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Of you read the article, she is already being replaced in January by a republican candidate.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago

She'll primary Trump, if such a concept exists in four years.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 122 points 13 hours ago (13 children)

Shouldn't something like that be reported when it happens? She's an elected official. Her seat has effectively been empty for at least six months now.

It's a small shit in the toilet-tub that is the current political state, but come on.

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[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today 43 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

As I recall, she had a lot of mounting legal troubles over the Ft. Worth billion-dollar flood control project, which apparently funneled taxpayer cash to her son. And then there was that whole trip to Russia to meet with Putin on July 4th thing.

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 13 points 10 hours ago

Oh, she was one of those.

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