Malicious Compliance

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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/Kingy_79 on 2024-12-22 08:54:37+00:00.

Short but sweet, and a little funny.

I'll start by saying, funny insults in our house is our love language. I (45m) am partially deaf, and a father of 3 (16m, 13f, 12m)

We were wrapping Christmas presents this afternoon. My daughter, 13, wanted to write on my tag. I asked her not to put Deaf Old Fart on it. To her credit she did not. She, however, put Deaf Mother Fucker on it. When I saw that, I laughed and said, "Yep. Your mother." Then proceeded to write Bitch Features on her tag.