this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024
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[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 68 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This feels like a Facebook post.

[–] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 23 points 2 days ago

Because it is.

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY CARL'S JR. FUCK YOU, I'M EATING.

Yeah I agree.

[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago

you guys and your facebooks. it's not 2015 anymore.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

1000002452
Since no one in here asking for SAUCE.
1000002415

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Pasta sauce?

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 97 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I now want a community dedicated to....uh....dresses that....uh.....yeild that appearance.

Maybe something like c/MozzarellaBags?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 84 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just c/Mozzarella - keep it subtle.

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

c/heeseadmirers

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 39 points 2 days ago
[–] plzExplainNdetail@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 days ago

Totally thought the lady was wearing a ta-ta towels knockoff brand.

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Would have been good if served with sauce.

[–] Timmy_Jizz_Tits@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

https://ohmybabes.com/sanna-meira

No nudes but damn close. OF model

[–] glitchead@programming.dev 55 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Yo what the fuck. Thats actually unbelievable. A myth, a legend if you will.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Nary a nipple to be seen.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think she's a porn star.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

It’s porn-adjacent.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago

In Spanish "Una burrada" is used to describe a massive amount, an excess. I guess it checks out.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

who ?

sorry I'm not really paying attention...

I don't know, does this count as stolen valor?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Milk truk just arive

[–] whome@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 days ago

I love it and I hate it, that in so drawn to this.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Emanuel@lemmy.eco.br 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I love it when a plan comes together.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] thebigslime@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

mommy sorry mommy

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like cheese, but I didn’t know I liked Mozzarella so much

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

there's cheese?

[–] haerrii@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago

Do they regrow after harvesting, or are they discarded afterwards?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Motorboat heaven right there mm-mm

[–] nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

There's nothing quite like fresh mozz

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Never eating anything else again.