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[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I hated broccoli as a kid and I still hate it as an adult. It tastes the way farts smell. ๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] 9point6@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you ever feel like giving it another go, try roasting it up with the florets coated in some olive oil, crushed garlic, salt, pepper and a bit of smoky paprika if you've got it around

I guarantee it'll at least be the best version you've had

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[โ€“] edg@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago
[โ€“] Mickey7@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Nice to read about a person that so appreciated the kindness of another that they were willing to extend a kindness to them

[โ€“] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Honestly, I would be suspicious of any kid who doesn't like eating miniature trees.

[โ€“] whome@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It's the only cooked vegetable my kids like.

[โ€“] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

Have your kids heard the good news of our lord and savior, Brussels sprouts?

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