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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

Uncanny:

For those fortunate enough not to know, this is Bowser from the 90's Mario brothers movie

[–] ultraviolet@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

very dry, you hate to see it folks

[–] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

he'll be ritually dunked in a mixture of hand lotion and grease at the inauguration

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago

Damn, I should have read the other comments before I posted. Same joke, but perfect for this context:

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

why does he keep his pants so high up?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

hides the gut to split it with the belt

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Classic old guy fit tbh. This is why they always wear suspenders.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

trump-dapper

Rate my fit m8s.

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Ben garrison is very charitable to that man

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago
[–] miz@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

You post this banger and you forget the :kelly: ? Shame.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago
[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago

the New Coke of presidents

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 1 points 5 days ago

Many Americans think this is the height of masculinity. This is why nobody respects them.

hair situation kinda looks like either a mullet or how a 7th grade haircut went for me the day before picture day, much to my mother's unqualified chagrin.

not for nothing, but if I were his stylist, I would advocate for a shaved bald look in Day 0 and sort of a generalissimo kind of vibe moving forward. just lean all the way in to an Il Duce thing. his hogging piss fans are gonna adore him no matter what, but the libs would be beside themselves in fear, loathing and arousal.

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There is nothing I can say that won't get removed

[–] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

mods, it would be a really funny bit to remove this comment

Oh it would be hysterical

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

Critical support to mod despotism.

[–] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago

talk shit post fit

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago

He looks even more like Biff Tannen from Back to the Future.

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago

Within the context of himself, not the worst look he's ever had.

But it definitely helps that he's taken off that dumbass ugly cap.