chapotraphouse

Due to climate-related challenges, we ought to be permanently out of most meat items.

"Why are my favorite treats out of stock?"

"They went extinct."

lol they actually have a sign? we're just out of random shit all the time. the hogs have come to accept the news when i tell them we're out of the bazingameal today, they're usually not happy but there's some tacit level understanding there that the supply chain labor supply and other things are completely fucked that wasn't there pre 2020.

edit: i should add those hogs are the ones that come thru my place, i can't speak for every hog out there

At least they're being honest. When we had an egg shortage in Australia there were signs saying there was a shortage of eggs due to increased demand. It wasn't increased demand, they had to cull chickens because of bird flu, it was a shortage!

I’m literally shaking

This is what communism looks like

this is absolutely going to spur a movement to boycott them among the chuds that don’t believe in climate change