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They can't really take away our treats, can they? I was told by Fox that the climate was made up by Big Climate.

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[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

i-get-it "Why are my favorite treats out of stock?"

debord-tired "They went extinct."

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At least they're being honest. When we had an egg shortage in Australia there were signs saying there was a shortage of eggs due to increased demand. It wasn't increased demand, they had to cull chickens because of bird flu, it was a shortage!

[–] Facky@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

We just got over a shortage of tomatoes (or supposed shortage, I didn't really see a dip in product) in the US because of the hurricane in Florida.

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

lol they actually have a sign? we're just out of random shit all the time. the hogs have come to accept the news when i tell them we're out of the bazingameal today, they're usually not happy but there's some tacit level understanding there that the supply chain labor supply and other things are completely fucked that wasn't there pre 2020.

edit: i should add those hogs are the ones that come thru my place, i can't speak for every hog out there

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 10 months ago

In my past experience most of the treat hogs tend to get it, but there's always a few who declare we are "lying" when we say we are out of their favourite treat. Some people absolutely cannot handle the treat dispenser being switched off, even for a day.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

this is absolutely going to spur a movement to boycott them among the chuds that don’t believe in climate change

[–] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

They might stop being out of stuff then…

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

More treats for me

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Due to climate-related challenges, we ought to be permanently out of most meat items.

[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m literally shaking

This is what communism looks like

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

PANDA express. Think about it xi-peel

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

It is really weird to me that my dad hates communism so much, and yet, he loves Chinese food. And Vietnamese.

He's like the reverse of "Yeah, I'm a Maoist, but Western treats are soo good, no, we can't destroy the first world" - he can be reliably expected to enjoy any treats originating from an AES state, without realising the original source country is socialist.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm OOTL, what climate food specifically is missing? Sorry for being ignorant.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

I didn't see anything missing; just thought it was a funny sign. I guess they put them up preemptively since it's like sixty fucking degrees outside mid December.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

is Panda short for Panda Express?

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

some failson forgot to stock up and just went, "eh, pin it on climate change"

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

grillman: “Losing treats is worth it to protect the treats!”

Treathogs gonna treathog