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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/i_lost_it_again on 2024-12-14 11:05:36+00:00.
I make beds and clean toilets. Apparently my coworkers are so dumb that they keep spraying themselves in the eyes with cleaning chemicals, so now everyone needs PPE to fucking make beds lmao. We got a big box of stupid ass glasses and googles to pick out from and I asked my boss if I was allowed to customize them.
She gave me the okay.. and also severely fucked up by doing so.
I took the flimsy ass plastic that comes from the disposable hospital PPE glasses and glued them onto my light blocking ones, then covered the frames with googly eyes and covered the nose piece with a super soft piece of yarn that I turned into a caterpillar.
It fits the requirements and I'll happily walk my ass to my drug test on Monday lmaoo.