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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 88 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Technically theres always a bias of the most amusing answer so the "no" would be close to 5% at a minimum.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

That was an amazing read, thanks!

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oof I didn't know that was a Scott Alexander thing

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Why oof? O.o

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yep, no survey get 0.2% of any kind of response.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

0.2% of surveys get some kind of 0.2% response, especially if the survey is about statistics.

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that's not how it works. That's not how anything works!

Percentile of a variable != level of that percentile.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 12 points 1 month ago

Pffft, only 0.2% of people understand surveys anyway.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

It's also been shown that people often are bad a reporting accurately. So, your results may not be accurate just from that.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Survey:

  1. I always tell the truth in surveys

  2. I always lie in surveys

🙃

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I especially lie on corpo surveys. It's delicious hatorade.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefox/addon/fake-data-haterapps/

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

2 (I don't normally but I am now >:)

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Okay, but how does this help me get past the gate?

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

"Would the guy on the right tell me that the gate you're guarding on the left is the correct way?"

If the answer is yes, the right gate is the correct one. If the answer is no, the left gate is the correct one.

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Jump magic jump

[–] c0ber@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

how would the other respondent fill out this survey?

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 32 points 1 month ago

Or some portion of people generally prefer throwing surveys in the trash, but for unknown reasons decided to complete that one.

[–] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

At least 0.2% lied.

[–] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Or they retrieved the survey from the bin, after tossing the former into the latter.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 19 points 4 weeks ago

You won't get any customer complaints if you make it impossible for customers to contact you in the first place.

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

0.2% margin of error.

[–] Dayroom7485@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

The MNAR crowd knows what’s going on in that survey amiright?

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I think it's safe to assume if they didn't respond they do not love responding to surveys.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's almost like that's the joke presented in comic form.

[–] sorghum@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's the real answer. 500 responses vs how many sent out

[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe. But if there were 10000 sent and 500 responses, that still isn't enough information. You would need to know how many were even handled and perceived by the intended recipient.

But maybe you can work around this by canvasing in person rather than fire and forget.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago

Also there's at least a small set of respondents with fat fingers.