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Image not quite for ADHPeeps but I feel this sort of thing happens regularly for us as well.

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Extreme anxiety.

For the longest time, I couldn't recruit enough concentration to get homework or big projects done until it was this huge looming threat. Frequently, that would involve an all-nighter since it was something due the next day. Other times, it meant cranking out last night's math assignment in home room mere minutes before it was due. It turns out that adrenaline and other stress hormones are great at shoving all the ADHD noise out of the way, however temporarily.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Interesting experience. My partner who we suspect has ADHD always used to be up all night writing essays on the deadline in uni too.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Weed to let me take things slowly. Otherwise thoughts spiral out of control, I want to do 1000 things at the same time and can't focus on a single thing. Weed gives me focus, and those eye blinders that people used to put on horses so they would have a narrower field of view, whatever they're called. I'm not english I'm so concentrated I almost forget to eat on days I have an edible,... and I'm a foodie

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a heavy tea drinker. When I got diagnosed with ADD at 40 I realized I was probably (lol) self-medicating with the copious amounts of tea.

Still better (and tastier) than meds IMHO. Of course don't take my advice always, ALWAYS, talk to your doctor.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

You should know that there is data that backs you up: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8875377/#sec5-nutrients-14-00739

And also on the self-medicated front: nicotine is effective too. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8741955/

What this makes me wonder is how much of the population is self-medicated in this way but doesn't know it?

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 hours ago

Yup didn't mention cigarettes because I kicked the habit but nicotine also does wonders for ADD. LOL

[–] Bwaz@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

My exam trick was no coffee for two days before the exam, then a couple cups the morning of. Worked great. In other news, holy crap, do I have ADHD??

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Started with caffeine as a child and never really stopped. School was a problem and I sought solace in cannabis as a teen. Eventually cannabis became toxic to my mental health and I quit it in my twenties, and alcohol somewhat filled the void. A ten year hiatus from all substances ensued but I hated my job and went back to education to retrain and this is where I really got into it with drugs.

Motivating long and boring tasks is ADHD kryptonite, as I'm sure many here are familiar. This particular motivational mountain was a PhD thesis and my weapons of choice were opioids, cocaine, amphetamine and benzodiazepines. Opioids are great for motivation, stimulants sharpen the concentration and benzos let me sleep. I was unaware of ADHD at this time but I knew something was wrong and that this cocktail was completely unsustainable.

Fast forward three years and I finally learn why I seek these things, it's ADHD, duh. Now I have the correct medication and therapy I never think about drugs. I'm happy and productive, I can work on undoing forty years of pretending to be someone without an attention deficit.

[–] USNWoodwork@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Similar but Pistachios. The mechanics of opening the shells and eating them allowed me to focus on the college professor's material after an 9-10 hour work shift. If I showed up to class without pistachios or sunflower seeds I was nodding off in class.

When I was younger they gave me Ritalin, mostly to stop me from burning the building down. It worked, because I never burned the school down.. can't say the same for the neighbors shed... plus there was that incident with the bridge, luckily the fire department showed up quickly.

[–] Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago

good stuff, keep up the flame! 🔥

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 day ago

So much fucking coffee. My god it was too much.

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 54 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I think I got this from lemmy?

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

I became a pothead because it made the cacophony of thoughts in my head stfu. I didn't realize that my thoughts were like that because of ADHD, since I was only diagnosed in my 30's (started smoking weed when I was 19).

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Same here. And I consume a lot less pot the days I take my ADHD meds.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

people do the same with caffeine and nicotine - both calm us down and allow us to function a little better whilst having pretty much the opposite effect to the expected one (instead of faster we get slower, but being slower makes us faster as the usual speed we go at can easily be too overwhelming)

not such a fan fact: adhd folks are nearly twice as likely to be smokers than non-adhd people

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[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 119 points 1 day ago (21 children)

Reminds me of when people find out I do cocaine and Adderall.

"Oh Michael likes to get high"

No, Michael doesn't have health insurance and has very severe adhd. I can't live a normal life without stimulants and drug dealers are cheaper than doctors. welcome to America.

[–] jmf@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago

Caffeine is a very good stimulant for treating adhd symptoms as well. It has a very similar wake up affect to cocaine when taken sublingually or snorted. Take this with a grain of salt, as it needs to be carefully dosed still to avoid heart damage, so much more so when taken in those ways. Not recommending it as a substitute for real prescription meds of course, but it is a world better for you long term than cocaine.

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Eh, cocaine seems kinda too much. I understand lots of adderall.

BTW, where I am normal ADHD medication is illegal, unless you get it and the recipe in another country. As you might imagine, that is kinda expensive to do every few months.

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