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[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

Thank god. I was hoping for an asteroid but this works too. Hurry the fuck up.

[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 32 points 3 hours ago
[–] A_A@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

(...) Geological phases (...)
First Phlegraean Period. (...)
It is thought that the eruption of the Archiflegreo volcano occurred about 39,280(...) years ago, erupting about 200 km³ (...) of magma (500 km³ (...) bulk volume) to produce the Campanian Ignimbrite eruption. Its Volcanic Explosivity Index (VEI) was 7 and it left a large part of eastern Europe covered in ash.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phlegraean_Fields

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Can't we just nuke it? I hear that works for hurricanes.

/s

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

No need for nukes, the demonic Democratic deep state can control natural disasters directly. But they are on extended vacation currently.

[–] Endmaker@ani.social 71 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

Reminiscent of a line from Supernatural: "I guess I'm just a little numb to the Earth-shattering revelations at this point."

[–] CM400@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago

The Phlegraean Fields, now considered one massive supervolcano, are beginning to stir, making the scientific community uneasy. 

These volcanic fields, nestled just west of Naples, Italy, are among the top eight emitters of volcanic carbon dioxide worldwide.

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 34 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

These eruptions can eject more than 1,000 cubic kilometers of material into the atmosphere Sounds like a good way of rapidly decreasing global temperatures!

[–] errer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

And killing all the world’s crops, but sacrifices must be made!

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Just increase the size of our seed vault/s.

[–] Prethoryn@lemmy.world 18 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

Do you think conservatives will think the dems triggered the volcano or that climate change isn't real when the world is suddenly colder.

[–] ieatpillowtags@lemm.ee 4 points 1 hour ago

Well, they’ve generally moved on from “it isn’t real”, to “it’s the natural cycle and out of our control”, so I’m gonna say blame the Dems!

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

They will argue that NATO should be withdrawn from since “Europe did this”

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Naw they will just blame immigrants and brown people. And it will work.

[–] catloaf@lemm.ee 12 points 3 hours ago

Both. Also something about god's will.

[–] nixfreak@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 hours ago

lol yep volcano eruption maker

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 44 points 5 hours ago

These eruptions can eject more than 1,000 cubic kilometers of material into the atmosphere

Sounds like a sky problem, not a "my" problem ☝️😎

[–] zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world 34 points 5 hours ago

Most uplifting news I've heard in a while, I'll take it

[–] Mihies@programming.dev 29 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I just love the emphasis that this is not a good thing.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Aren't nuclear and volcanic winters the only things that could reverse climate change?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Humans die out and global warming is undone. Win/win!

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 24 points 5 hours ago

Oddly enough -- this one is on my End Times Bingo Card™

For real though, just throw it on the pile at this point. I'm glad i didn't have kids, this is a hell of an inheritance the next generation is lining up for

[–] NeoToasty@kbin.melroy.org 13 points 4 hours ago

Good. End us already.