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Trump picks Dr. Oz to be CMS administrator (www.politico.com)

submitted 1 week ago by pingveno@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS)

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

Untied Shambles of America

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Hahaha wow. I guess millions of Covid deaths weren't enough.

On the other hand, people will have less trouble finding jobs if a quarter or more of the workforce simply fucking dies from the next pandemic. Maybe that was the plan all along? /s

[–] Deckname@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 6 days ago

lol, 1800 called and wants its "doctors" back :D

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I know the media's stopped talking about it, but Trump definitely has dementia, right?

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Yes. And he's also very likely to die as a (direct or indirect) result of the choices he's currently making.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Do you know how hard I had to read the c/ to see which side of the onion I was on for this one? The fuck

[–] LordBelphegor@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Does he have his medical license?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Hasn't for a decade or more. Hell, for the last several years that he DID, he didn't practice or research, he designed medical devices.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

Does he even know how to spell wordpress?

[–] horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

Reality is a meme

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

Hey, could be worse, at least he has doctor in the game lol

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

as a turk, I feel shame

[–] restingboredface@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 week ago

If you needed evidence that Trump was going to dismantle our healthcare system, here it is.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 10 points 6 days ago

Wow, he looks so excited by this news

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

I'm tired

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 1 week ago

The most embarrassing timeline.

[–] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 20 points 1 week ago

Jesus fuck