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[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Army of the 43 monkeys, sounds like a bad sequel. Would definitely watch!

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

One is becoming president... Again...

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

May they never be sent back to any research facility again.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Alpha Genesis" is such a movie-villain company name, too. They call themselves "Primate Research Specialists."

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you’re into following evil research companies check out Ridglan Farms.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yup, it makes my blood boil.

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't this how planet of the apes started. I would say humans had a good run but honestly we really didn't. I welcome being replaced by apes. Hopefully they do a better job than we did.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I dunno, man. None of these monkeys are Andy Serkis.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone get them on a bus to Florida stat!

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Time to write my christmas list!

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this that movie with Dustin Hoffman?

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Silly rabbit, Master Shifu is a red panda!

[–] xamirozar@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks. I know, I was just making a silly joke.

[–] xamirozar@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Me too. We all know it is clearly Hook :)

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'd be in trouble because I'd be setting up an Anne Frank attic refuge... for monkeys!

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Monkey Shines was a great movie.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Get your hands off me you damn dirty APE!