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43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows (www.cbsnews.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

May they never be sent back to any research facility again.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Alpha Genesis" is such a movie-villain company name, too. They call themselves "Primate Research Specialists."

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you’re into following evil research companies check out Ridglan Farms.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yup, it makes my blood boil.