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Ahh shit I'm not hot enough. Even self-pressuring isn't working :((
I feel like ð axis are inverted, intense gay panic isn't exactly caused by a lack of pressure!
I was sure this was 196. But Apparently not
What?
No gender plasma?
Can confirm, am gender sublimating
How'd you find a way around the gender triple point?
gases are fluids tho..
gender liquid sounds a lot more suggestive
Well, not really, gases just flow like fluids
I feel like I'm missing a joke because of the downvotes on this comment. Or is the joke science illiteracy?
That's what makes them fluids
Duck science.
What happens at the gender triple point?
All 3 states exist at the same time, rapidly alternating between them.
The gender triple point, aka gender superposition, is where a gender can be calculated and estimated, but not observed. Attempting to observe the gender changes it to a different state.
In layman's terms, this is also called "mind your own fucking business, your obsession with my genitals is fucking weird and creepy."
Fartographer for president!
Someone take @bigFab@lemmy.world's car keys, they're obviously drunk
@TexasDrunk@lemmy.world, please hand out the "TheFartographer has bad Ideas" pamphlets
Damn I love science
That's where you find the bisexual she/theys in hetero relationships.
Transcendence of gender as a concept entirely
I am I, gender is a social construct I no longer need. My gender can be perceived in infinite variations depending upon the observer.
Where is gender plasma?
or gender bose-einstein condensate?
Gender chain-melted state? Gender superglass? Gender string-net liquid?
Hmm. I recommend you don't Google that on Bing.
I Binged it on DuckDuckGo and got really interesting results about gender differences in blood plasma.
finally, some real fuckin' science 
What about the gender triple point?
Femboys
There is no gender triple point because there are only two genders /s
Just kidding, ther obviously is a gender triple point, I just didn't want to admit that my knowledge is too limited to know anything about it.
Solid = conforming
Gas = non-conforming
Fluid = either or both depending on the person at the moment
Super critical = ignores gender as a concept entirely in their self-definition; OR, considers themselves a gender that is based on different standards entirely, like certain religious positions in human cultures where a spiritual leader is considered to be neither/no gender
Don't fluids conform to the shape of their container? In a sense both fluid and gas would be conforming but solid wouldn't be because solids don't conform to the shape of their container.
You make a good gender critical point.
Bose/Einstein gendersate
beatmetoit
Does this mean I can specialize in critical gender theory? Wait until the conservatives hear about this one.
Gender gas. I'm gender gas. Final answer, Regis.
Regis? Someone call a doctor!
Ohio isn’t real.
Is Ohio the American Bielefeld?
- Do you know anybody from "Ohio"?
- Have you ever been to "Ohio"?
- Do you know anybody who has ever been to "Ohio"?
I barely know anybody from the States, so no to all three.
Fascinating, I never thought about it that way
Ohio is a magical land. It can be whatever you don't want it to be.
That's what the LGBT Agenda wants you to think.
Hey guys. In high school I graduated with fantastic grades in physics. I have a BSc in Chemical Engineering. Can somebody explain supercritical fluids to me please
Gender gas? You mean farting after or during anal? 🤷
you missed a supercritical race theory joke in there somewhere