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[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago

Ahh shit I'm not hot enough. Even self-pressuring isn't working :((

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago

I was sure this was 196. But Apparently not

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 30 points 6 hours ago

What?

No gender plasma?

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Can confirm, am gender sublimating

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

How'd you find a way around the gender triple point?

[–] azi@mander.xyz 30 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 hours ago

gender liquid sounds a lot more suggestive

[–] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone -2 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Well, not really, gases just flow like fluids

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

I feel like I'm missing a joke because of the downvotes on this comment. Or is the joke science illiteracy?

[–] azi@mander.xyz 19 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That's what makes them fluids

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 hours ago

Duck science.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 50 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

What happens at the gender triple point?

[–] Draconic_NEO@mander.xyz 4 points 4 hours ago

All 3 states exist at the same time, rapidly alternating between them.

[–] schnapsman@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago

That's where you find the bisexual she/theys in hetero relationships.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 64 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The gender triple point, aka gender superposition, is where a gender can be calculated and estimated, but not observed. Attempting to observe the gender changes it to a different state.

In layman's terms, this is also called "mind your own fucking business, your obsession with my genitals is fucking weird and creepy."

[–] Pilon23@feddit.dk 8 points 5 hours ago

Damn I love science

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Transcendence of gender as a concept entirely

I am I, gender is a social construct I no longer need. My gender can be perceived in infinite variations depending upon the observer.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 41 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] julianh@lemm.ee 38 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

or gender bose-einstein condensate?

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 hours ago

Gender chain-melted state? Gender superglass? Gender string-net liquid?

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Hmm. I recommend you don't Google that on Bing.

[–] stelelor@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 hours ago

I Binged it on DuckDuckGo and got really interesting results about gender differences in blood plasma.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 6 points 7 hours ago

finally, some real fuckin' science power-genius

[–] remer@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

You make a good gender critical point.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 20 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

What about the gender triple point?

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 8 hours ago
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

There is no gender triple point because there are only two genders /s

Just kidding, ther obviously is a gender triple point, I just didn't want to admit that my knowledge is too limited to know anything about it.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Solid = conforming

Gas = non-conforming

Fluid = either or both depending on the person at the moment

Super critical = ignores gender as a concept entirely in their self-definition; OR, considers themselves a gender that is based on different standards entirely, like certain religious positions in human cultures where a spiritual leader is considered to be neither/no gender

[–] Draconic_NEO@mander.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Don't fluids conform to the shape of their container? In a sense both fluid and gas would be conforming but solid wouldn't be because solids don't conform to the shape of their container.

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 9 hours ago

Gender gas. I'm gender gas. Final answer, Regis.

Regis? Someone call a doctor!

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

Does this mean I can specialize in critical gender theory? Wait until the conservatives hear about this one.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 10 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 9 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Is Ohio the American Bielefeld?

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
  1. Do you know anybody from "Ohio"?
  2. Have you ever been to "Ohio"?
  3. Do you know anybody who has ever been to "Ohio"?
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago

I barely know anybody from the States, so no to all three.

Fascinating, I never thought about it that way

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Ohio is a magical land. It can be whatever you don't want it to be.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 8 points 9 hours ago

That's what the LGBT Agenda wants you to think.

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 4 hours ago

Hey guys. In high school I graduated with fantastic grades in physics. I have a BSc in Chemical Engineering. Can somebody explain supercritical fluids to me please

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world -3 points 5 hours ago

Gender gas? You mean farting after or during anal? 🤷

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 0 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

you missed a supercritical race theory joke in there somewhere