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Pharmacy dogs that takes a sniff at your butt at entry and gives advice on diet and nutritional supplements (lemmy.world)

submitted 21 hours ago by whaleross@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

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[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 11 points 15 hours ago

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

* Dog sniffs my butt then walks to one of those programmable phrase button mats * "Lose weight, fatso!"

"...who programmed that button?"

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

"speak to the Pharmacist about ozempic today"

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 47 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

!shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

Cheers. I couldn't find a crazy ideas equivalent so I settled here as it is a sort of shower thought.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

I love a good weird niche community, thanks for sharing. Recently also joined !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz, similar vein

[–] Contingencyfork@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Hear hear. This is quite literally a shitty million dollar idea

[–] vinnymac@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago

I much prefer this to when the pharmacists sniff at my butt at entry and then give advice on diet and nutritional supplements.

[–] Moonrise2473@feddit.it 4 points 15 hours ago

Train them to point at ultra common smells, then scam the customer saying it means need to eat some ultra expensive supplement, but only today there's a buy two get one free promotion

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Wut?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 31 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Pharmacy dogs that takes a sniff at your butt at entry and gives advice on diet and nutritional supplements.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago

Thanks, I needed the extra context.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 4 points 16 hours ago

Ripe for abuse like current advice based on personal genetics. There's so much malarkey already sold in the over-the-counter (non-prescription) pharmacy area of US stores, more scams would fit right in.

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Kind of reminds me penis inspection day back in school

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

But that wasn't the real penis inspector...

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 1 points 19 hours ago

I don't think they do that to kids anymore...

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

I guess you could think this while in a shower.

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 4 points 21 hours ago

Well I... I mean, it's not... I guess? Hm 🤔