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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I did laundry last night. Put two Gain pod things in the bag. Only ended up needing one so I'm heading back up with the bag and this thing and I keep smelling it and it smells so good. It's some summer berry thing and it not only smells good but edible. Then the big squishiness and the fact that it can pop open and spill goodness? Thing feels like a big berry or a small fruit or something. I had to fight the urge to bite

I still want bite

I get it now

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

"Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside."

- Lt. Frank Drebin

[–] paskalivichi@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Blue does have the most anti-oxygens

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

Forbidden antimatter drink 🤤

[–] BulbasaurBabu@lemmings.world 2 points 11 months ago

"What do you got in them little bowls there? Blue I hope"

[–] NENathaniel@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago
[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 11 months ago

Chernokov radiation is the tastiest radiation. 🤤

[–] nomecks@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Blue is good but purple is where it's at.

[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

As a kid I told my little brother with a nut allergy that the blue gummy bears were nut flavoured so that he'd leave them to me.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Where's the blue crystal meth?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[–] netburnr@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Blue was the best tasting playdoh

[–] graymess@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Also, the Tau from 40k

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Meet me outside punk ass! You can't fuck with green!

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Why is gatorade and powerade not on this list?

[–] MisterChief@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
  1. I didn't know gummy bears had flavors.
  2. Green Jolly Rancher gang.
  3. I don't think I've ever drank Fanta.
  4. Yes.
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I didn't know gummy bears had flavors.

You just shove 'em in your mouth handfuls at a time?

[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[–] neptune@dmv.social 2 points 11 months ago

There are three things that every Greek woman must do in life: marry Greek boys, make Greek babies, and feed everyone blue foods.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[–] ExfilBravo@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

That Dex just hits different than multi purpose cleaners.

[–] Illustrious_Luck5514@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Percy Jackson?

[–] Perfide@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago

Percy Jackson be like

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago