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[–] manucode@infosec.pub 119 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There's a pink version of this robe where all the pockets are fake.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And 20% thinner fabric, so you're really getting screwed.

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 110 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is this and where do I get one?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

find a crab and experiment until lasers come out of its eyes

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That just sounds like a normal Tuesday evening for me.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just let me get my carcinization box from the back office.

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[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 92 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One day someone is gonna invent a bag of holding and airlines are still gonna try to figure out a way to charge for it.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh easy! Just do like they did water and outlaw bags of holding "for safety"

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If they're lore accurate, then yes, because if you put a bag of holding inside another bag of holding they explode and create a portal to the astral plane, which would probably not be great for the structural integrity of an airplane.

Edit: Implosion, sucks everything within 10 feet into the hole. I guess it's up to the DM if it sucks part of the plane in 😆

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They might create an inspection fee and charge depending on the amount of items stored/Inspected.

[–] Doombot1@lemmy.one 3 points 1 month ago

Might? Will.

[–] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Think about it!

Do it!!!

Fuck these greedy bastards.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tbh I legit always wear cargo shorts/trousers for flights. Benefit is twofold, first you can carry quite a lot of shit this way, secondly the lower pockets are way more accessible sitting down on an aircraft.

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ngl I read that as "fights" at first, and I was intrigued!

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

3x the pockets means 3x more Pocket Sand. Wah chah!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Except the people waiting behind you while you empty it will be just as inconvenienced and won't even be paid..

[–] subterfuge@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this jacket or a shirt/dress? If it’s a jacket, You can take it off and put it through x-rays. If it’s a shirt/dress, I’m not sure of the consequences of walking through security naked or in your underwear…

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wouldn’t you just put it through the xray and then the TSA will pull you aside if needed?

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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

I haven't been to an airport with in years where only one person at a time can unload their stuff into the x-ray machine, usually they have spots for five or six persons.

This is not an issue:

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[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is how I imagine I looked when I was playing that old text based computer game “Drug Wars”.

TFW you save enough to buy the new trenchcoat.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I played a online version for a few years. I often wondered how you could be holding so much money on you.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

Wonder no more 😂

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh holy shit you played that too?

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

On my TI-86 yo

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A guy I knew flew Ryanair to go climbing. He wore his rope as a belt.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 15 points 1 month ago

He only climbed short rocks

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn’t security find this super suspicious?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Why? Why would they even notice? It's not like the rope is made of metal.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Rob Liefeld is designing clothing now?

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

TBH this could be a sick outfit for more of a casual look, maybe open front on a techno viking- the NuApocalypse aesthetic.

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

You can dere-lickt my balls

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 month ago

Looks like what an ai thinks a trenchcoat with pockets is.

[–] Balthazar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

What's your EDC?

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I bet she still tells everyone that the dress has pockets.

[–] Prok@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Jokes on you, they're all fake

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I thought these were only sold privately to pickpocket academy

this is how i imagine EDC people carrying their 31 gadgets without a backpack

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

1990s comic book artists be like

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Poor Jimmy. He never realized looking like a DEA trainee's plant was the reason he never sold his blow.

No I want to do it just out of spite

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

I think it's "don't think about getting around plane carry on limits with this"

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