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    Aw hell naw man (slrpnk.net)
    submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by tsugu@slrpnk.net to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
     

    I'm switching to Debian right away, this is nonsense

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    [–] TheDarkQuark@lemmy.world 126 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    That's it, I'm switching to Windows!

    [–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Windows 3.11 that is. The last pure Windows there was.

    [–] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    Joke's on you. It's basically a dos s shell.

    [–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Exactly, that means it hasn't infected my entire system and is constantly connected and phoning home about my computer usage and browsing habits all day. I can just play Skifree and Minesweeper and not worry about a damn thing.

    [–] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

    You forgot gorillas.bas you heathen ;)

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    [–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)
    [–] finkrat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Why modernize 3.11 when you can modernize OS/2 Warp instead?

    [–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

    My favorite bit of OS/2 snark from back then was "OS/2 = half an operating system"

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    [–] sundray@lemmus.org 105 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    Now introducing UbuRecall! Do you remember what you clicked on yesterday?

    We do!

    [–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    make it film everything constantly but you have to pay to go back (time machines are expensive)

    [–] kiszkot@feddit.nu 12 points 2 months ago

    ObserveIT with extra steps.

    [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 75 points 2 months ago (4 children)
    [–] tsugu@slrpnk.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    Not gonna lie, that's concerning.

    [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 months ago

    It may of pissed a lot of people off. Yet people wonder why I have such a strong dislike of Ubuntu.

    [–] ulkesh@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

    Yep, Unity DE had ads. Then people revolted and Canonical eventually got rid of them and also switched to base Gnome with some extensions.

    It definitely happened, I saw it in real time on my install of Ubuntu. But they learned their lesson on this one, I feel.

    Not sure why there are some who think this is still a thing, though.

    Side note: I’ve not run Ubuntu as my desktop OS I’m quite some time, opting instead for Garuda as of late and have seen no ads thus far :)

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    [–] LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    Can you download package with ads for linux? It would be great pair with activate-linux.

    [–] gregor@gregtech.eu 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    This image is edited, it's not a package

    [–] teft@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)
    [–] gregor@gregtech.eu 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    I must get the package as soon as someone makes it

    [–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago

    and then install kde with windows 11 theme and post it on a subreddit about windows saying youre moving to linux

    [–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)
    [–] lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    as real as apple's privacy claims

    [–] masterbaexunn@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    But they told the FBI to fuck right off with their bullshit! Listen Tim Apple is one of the good ones. /s

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    [–] Urist@lemmy.ml 40 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    LPT: In NixOS you can fix this by adding

    environment.systemAds.enable = false;
    

    to your configuration.nix file 😎

    [–] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I mean...

    They have GUI system upgrades, this is kind of a pain in Debian

    Okay, now I updated 12 laptops from Ubuntu 22.04 to 24.04 and...

    • it always hangs at "swap deb Thunderbird with snap", like, always. 12 times.
    • the wallpaper is gone after the upgrade, every single time
    • there are like 10 buttons to click
    • you need to be a sudo user (the updater shows but just vanishes when being a nonsudoer!)
    • on 2 machines some random repo issues caused a silent error. Needed to apt update in the terminal, fixed
    • there are tons of snap packages, and all are outdated, yay! Installing those on a sudo account causes them to fail on the nonsudo account.

    Damn this is bad. And this is like, the best of the best distros?

    Doubt that. Fedora Atomic has way more potential, while only being user friendly as uBlue.

    [–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    Every couple of years I think to myself "Ubuntu can't be that bad, can it? I must be misremembering. Surely it's just some combination of my memory exaggerating how terrible it was and my lackluster Linux skills, which have since improved. Everybody still recommends it as a beginner distro, right? Why'd I stop using it?"

    And then I download Ubuntu.

    And then I remember.

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    [–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Ubuntu is very much NOT the best of the distros anymore.

    I’ve been using Kinoite on one of my daily drivers, and so far I’m loving it.

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    [–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    You can install Synaptic in Debian. Problem solved? I love the terminal so this isn't really my fight but you could spend some time to make Debian GUI-based if you wanted to.

    Also LMDE exists, which Mint-ifies Debian and gives you a GUI option for basically everything you can imagine.

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    [–] HStone32@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    an alternate timeline, where Linus didn't make Linux open source, got rich off of it, and sold it to IBM.

    [–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

    You mean RedHat?

    [–] superkret@feddit.org 20 points 2 months ago

    bro you need to upgrade to Ubuntu Pro!

    [–] rem26_art@fedia.io 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)
    [–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 7 points 2 months ago

    BonziBuddy! He was the best! Almost as good as the dancing baby.

    And in case anyone is wondering...

    BonziBuddy:

    Dancing Baby:

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    [–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

    But have you heard of todays sponser?

    {Insert corprate shillery}

    [–] infinitevalence@discuss.online 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)
    [–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)
    [–] infinitevalence@discuss.online 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    i never use Ubuntu so...... Glad to hear it.

    [–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I daily drive it, and a lot of idiots lie about it because of minor philosophy differences. It's sad.

    [–] tsugu@slrpnk.net 25 points 2 months ago

    Agreed. I was inspired to make this masterpiece while reading the comments on my previous meme.

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    [–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)
    [–] MrSoup@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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    [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

    No, just remove French language, all the ads are there.

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    [–] tgm@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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