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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 103 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You wanna get together later and rub our dust together?

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds dirty. Will there be cheese?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What, are you crazy? Of course there will be cheese.

I can’t believe you would even ask me that

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Delicious spacedust.

It was exploded, then turned onto something green eventually, then something haunted consumed and excreted it, then something WAY MORE HAUNTED did a bunch of weird shit to it like letting little things fart in it.

Such delicious spacedust.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 63 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Excellent band, by the way.

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yess, I've seen them live twice and I still hope they'll tour again

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[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Absolutely. I saw them back in the day. A+ performance.

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Is there a word for this type of hypersimplification to evoke wonder? If not, can we coin one?

[–] Roldyclark@literature.cafe 16 points 1 month ago
[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (6 children)

A few simple words that just turned my reality upside down? I'm sure Germans have one

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago

Ein aha-erlebnis

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Verwunderung?

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[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 12 points 1 month ago

Saganumenousness.

[–] CrazM13@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My suggestion: Simplificatio Adstupefaciendi - A simplification with the purpose to astonish.

On top of sounding cool it is already astonishing to remember and to be able to spell it!

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

Too much like a Harry Potter spell tho

Releasing the kraken

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[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The cosmos is within us. We are made of star stuff. We are a way for the universe to know itself.

Carl Sagan.

[–] jimitsoni18@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This Carl guy sounds pretty smart. Maybe he should study physics or something.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe he should try his hand at teaching too, it seems like he's got a unique skill for simplifying complicated concepts.

[–] littlecolt@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

If he had a TV show, I bet it could reach many people and we might all learn from him.

[–] Soup@lemmy.cafe 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Holy shit. That was pretty profound.

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love the line "when an explosion explodes hard enough, dust wakes up and thinks about itself"

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I'd condense the whole post down to:

The universe is an ongoing explosion. Sometimes the exploded dust becomes haunted.

That's us.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 24 points 1 month ago (13 children)

An explosion is pure entropy. It's high energy releasing to a low energy state in an uncontrolled manner

We climb down the energy slope very slowly to reverse entropy and create order

The universe is like us - temporary order emerges as it slides towards entropy

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Perhaps another way to think of it is that we're a patch of localised order in an overall disordered universe

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[–] zante@lemmy.wtf 12 points 1 month ago
[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just recently mentioned the conscious universe theory in conversation with a friend.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] portuga@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The buddha explained this 2500 years ago

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

According to the Lotus Sutra the Earth is also a sentient being.

The Chan School of Buddhism says that all phenomena are mind. There is nothing that is not mind. We, as humans, are a mind in a mind.

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[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I hate that this is popular. This is a creationist level understanding of the big bang.

You ever use a spray can for a while and the can gets cold? It's more like that.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 8 points 1 month ago

The paragraphing has gone all the way through readable back to "I'm not reading this".

[–] troybot@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I heard Bill Wurtz voice while I read this

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Even crazier space dust!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

But it wasn't really an explosion, it was more like a spontaneous, insane inflation that found itself suddenly huge and empty, only after it was through with that particular stage did it zap itself full of energy and matter everywhere all at once. Then it continued growing in volume and thinning out via regular ol' relativistic expansion.

EDIT: looking a little bit closer, there's the thing about zapping all over itself after Inflation, it was almost perfectly half-and-half matter/antimatter, which then proceeded to join and annihilate into pure energy, but for some reason probably related to the Weak Force, just a little bit more matter was created than antimatter.

And that's what we are and see today, 1 part out of every 8 million-and-one. For every 4,000,000 parts antimatter, there were 4,000,001 parts matter, only that 1 left over particle of matter, multiplied a bazillion times.

That's just a whole other level of amazing than just saying "an explosion".

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Life is anything that moves, reproduces, senses, grows, respires, excretes and eats.

Consciousness is more mysterious and less well defined.

[–] MrSoup@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yes, but how do living things come into existence? What makes a cell alive?

It's not about defining what a living being is.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Jiggling. It's about wiggling and jiggling.

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Jiggle physics is the real science. Everything else is stamp collecting.” - Einstein maybe

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

"What is a jiggleo?

A dead body

Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like

Anybody that you've ever met before

He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four"

-ICP

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