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A new fragrance for introverts (lemmy.world)
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[–] franglais@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Monkey's paw: it is a potion with an aoe 10' radius, makes everyone violently ill.

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Pho cologne

You get to smell like pho.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

~~Shouldn't it be "The F* Off Cologne"?~~

Edit: I read it out loud, I get it now.

[–] Unaware7013@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Why? That would entirely ruin the joke.

[–] onion@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Düsseldorfers be like

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

I would say "Fuck cologne" would also work

[–] Dschingis_Pelikan@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

You have a few options here. You could try Butyric Acid but you might get crazy because it is to strong. Sulfuric compounds like Hydrogen Sulfide numbs your nostrils so it might work nicely.

Pro tip: don't use cat urin because some people are sexually attracted to it because of a infection with Toxoplasma Gondii.