I would if i had curves like dat. With my flat ass, that just looks like shit.
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You, too, can have an ass like that. Squats and lunges will get that booty popping before you know it. Or if a squat rack isn't feasible, booty bands are also really effective. I rely on those when I don't have access to a rack.
And then make sure to get your protein for your growing booty. Vanilla or strawberry flavored whey protein in whole milk is fucking delicious. With how good that tastes, there's no reason you can't get enough nutrients.
Hopefully this helps! Everyone deserves a juicy ass.
Any advice for non-dairy protein? Lactose intolerant, and the people using the equipment after me would very much prefer if I didn't shit myself 😅
Orgain vegan is my preferred protein. I like the simple one that is much harder to find
Whey protein isolate. I am also lactose intolerant and while this is slightly more expensive than the most commonly sold whey protein concentrate it prevents the daily pants shitting that concentrate would cause, so it's super worth the extra 5-10 bucks.
Not sure if the whey powder itself has lactose, but most of them can be mixed with water instead of milk. It's nowhere near as yummy though so maybe replacing with a milk alternative would be better.
Whey is a dairy product, frankly my level of trust that it won't have trace amounts of lactose is nonexistant.
Tell him, “No whey, Jose!” 😂
Or get a bicycle. Nobody has an ass like a cyclist
I am tempted even if thiccer cheeks would probably adversly affect my climbing abilities.
Just use your ass to climb, problem solved.
Boy that was bootyful advice, thank you.