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TOTK. If I was a random villager I'd probably be OK.
If I was Link I'd die to the first red Bokoblin I encountered.
If I was Ganondorf I'd be twiddling my thumbs waiting as Link got sidetracked by side questing and "hey I bet there's something cool at the top of this cliff".
Last game was Wordle..so.....
Stellaris. I was getting destroyed by an empire that wanted to terminate me. So not good 😂
Elden Ring. Welp, at least I guess i revive on death now?
Rainworld. Yeah i'm screwed.
I think living in post nuclear armageddon Nevada would fix me
Probably become a vegetable from the brain damage/concussions/broken spine. Rocket league.
Dynasty Warriors 8: Empires; it would really depend on if I were an officer or not, and then if I had a name or not. Best case scenario I worm my way into an out of the way post in the Wei clan and hold one mantra in mind: "Do not pursue Lu Bu".
Mine is Hearthstone, so my life basically just becomes Yu-Gi-Oh? I have to wander around Azeroth getting challenged by weirdos to increasingly elaborate children's card game battles?
I typically make high legend on ladder though, so I guess I'm okay with this life.
Warframe. Seems like there's some stability in some of the planets' different cities. I'm not far into the game, so I'm not sure what might happen.
Pokémon Sun. Basically Hawaii with better healthcare. I'll probably survive.
I'll be homesick for the extreme four season climate I'm used to before too long, though. I just got back from a trip to Hawaii, and even just a week of it was bordering on too long.
At any rate, happy to answer this question today rather than two weeks earlier. I'd be better off in Alola than trying to survive alone shipwrecked on Nauvis.
Trombone Champ. I'd be in a marching band. Again.
Cyberpunk. I'd be a corpslave... ain't no way I'd survive anything else.
Pokemon, not bad could be much worse I was playing rimworld before that.
Earthbound
I better call my dad and eat this cookie while my friend gets his trout flavored yogurt ready
I would be in Mario Kart... pretty sure I would look for Yoshi or Birdo at the lockers after, if you know what I mean...
Mini Metro.
Guess who has two thumbs and is stuck on the train all day?
FFXIV. I'll probably go to one of the cities to work as farmer or something like that. Doesn't look like they have a need for programmer there.
Black Mesa /// I’m F’d.
Do I get the ability to build things instantly like the protagonist of factorio? If I'm suddenly stuck on a planet with super hostile aliens and I have to build automatic weapons and flamethrowers from pure iron ore with my current skills, uhhh, yeah I'm in trouble.
Playing Eve Online as I post this.
If I'm a baseline human, I am screwed. If I am a capsuleer - well, I'm actually going to have to learn how to fly a spaceship "for real", but hey, at least I'm immortal.
Starfield… Meh not sure if anywhere would be good because I have to walk to everywhere (until recently) and pirates are bothering me randomly
Cthulhu: Death May Die. So I'll probably go insane while killing cultists and whatever unspeakable horror is waiting this time. Should be a good time.
Hearts of iron 4, yerrrrp it's over.
Borderlands. Yeah probably kinda screwed.
Farming simulator. So yea, pretty much the same as my daily life now
Uh, technically the last game I played is this 2D puzzle: https://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/puzzles/js/rect.html
So, with a bit of imagination:
I run for my life as walls and whole rooms shoot out of the ground in random locations.
But run where? There's a perimeter wall in all directions.
Eventually, I get trapped in a hallway. '5' it says on the floor. I can spot a '2' at the other end, before another wall slides up in front of it. The lights turn off.
A few more echos can be heard, before the lights flicker and a speaker drones "Completed!".
The lights turn back on, the walls and the '5' disappear.
A '3' reveals itself underneath my feet, and a '6’ right next to me. A wall shoots up between. What the hell do these numbers mean? And who operates this sick game?
Minetest, backrooms test. I would not die, but being alone in the world, and walking monotoneous corridors would quickly destroy my sanity.
I was playing Rogue Trader so unless I get to take over one of the PCs I'm pretty screwed. The 40k universe is not a friendly place. Even if I take over one of the party characters I'd probably still end up dead in some awful way. My character was a psycher so that's never a good idea if you want to remain demon free.
Fallout 4 ... So pretty screwed
Timberborn. Humans died out and beavers are now the dominant species. So, I guess it could be worse..
Shapez 2
It takes place in (outer) space so presumably I'd die pretty quickly.
ANIMAL CROSSING LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
Escape from Tarkov. Yeah, I'll be dead shortly.
