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Dynasty Warriors 8: Empires; it would really depend on if I were an officer or not, and then if I had a name or not. Best case scenario I worm my way into an out of the way post in the Wei clan and hold one mantra in mind: "Do not pursue Lu Bu".

Elden Ring. Welp, at least I guess i revive on death now?

Civ VI? I dunno... maybe this is it?

Stellaris. I was getting destroyed by an empire that wanted to terminate me. So not good 😂

Trombone Champ. I'd be in a marching band. Again.

Pokémon Sun. Basically Hawaii with better healthcare. I'll probably survive.

I'll be homesick for the extreme four season climate I'm used to before too long, though. I just got back from a trip to Hawaii, and even just a week of it was bordering on too long.

At any rate, happy to answer this question today rather than two weeks earlier. I'd be better off in Alola than trying to survive alone shipwrecked on Nauvis.

Earthbound

I better call my dad and eat this cookie while my friend gets his trout flavored yogurt ready

Warframe. Seems like there's some stability in some of the planets' different cities. I'm not far into the game, so I'm not sure what might happen.

Probably become a vegetable from the brain damage/concussions/broken spine. Rocket league.

Rainworld. Yeah i'm screwed.

Last game was Wordle..so.....

Mine is Hearthstone, so my life basically just becomes Yu-Gi-Oh? I have to wander around Azeroth getting challenged by weirdos to increasingly elaborate children's card game battles?

I typically make high legend on ladder though, so I guess I'm okay with this life.

FFXIV. I'll probably go to one of the cities to work as farmer or something like that. Doesn't look like they have a need for programmer there.

Cyberpunk. I'd be a corpslave... ain't no way I'd survive anything else.

I think living in post nuclear armageddon Nevada would fix me

I would be in Mario Kart... pretty sure I would look for Yoshi or Birdo at the lockers after, if you know what I mean...

Pokemon, not bad could be much worse I was playing rimworld before that.

Mini Metro.

Guess who has two thumbs and is stuck on the train all day?

TOTK. If I was a random villager I'd probably be OK.

If I was Link I'd die to the first red Bokoblin I encountered.

If I was Ganondorf I'd be twiddling my thumbs waiting as Link got sidetracked by side questing and "hey I bet there's something cool at the top of this cliff".

Borderlands. Yeah probably kinda screwed.

Farming simulator. So yea, pretty much the same as my daily life now

Hearts of iron 4, yerrrrp it's over.

Starfield… Meh not sure if anywhere would be good because I have to walk to everywhere (until recently) and pirates are bothering me randomly

Do I get the ability to build things instantly like the protagonist of factorio? If I'm suddenly stuck on a planet with super hostile aliens and I have to build automatic weapons and flamethrowers from pure iron ore with my current skills, uhhh, yeah I'm in trouble.

chess was the last game i played...i think id do fine. the last real game i played was the newest forza horizon game like 6 months ago...id also do fine lol

College Football 25, I’m good, worst case scenario is getting the best job ever, fired college football coach

Hearthstone. So... Fine? I guess? I'm in a StormWind tavern as a human, and if I die I can resurrect at the nearest graveyard. Seems fine to me.

dark souls i'm pretty fucked

Splatoon 3 is also the last game I have played. I would be fucked, because I would die of a heart attack after losing a X rank battle.

Lately, I have little time so the only thing I play is smash bros with my wife when she wants to. I would not fare well as "squishy desk worker man"

Escape from Tarkov. Yeah, I'll be dead shortly.

ANIMAL CROSSING LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

Shapez 2

It takes place in (outer) space so presumably I'd die pretty quickly.

Spiderman 2.

I live in the suburbs of Chicago. Not much changes, except the super elite have some insane tech that might as well be magic. Oh, and I guess super powers are real.