Ask Lemmy

I discovered this one just yesterday, reading a Nero Wolfe detective novel. I kind of like it:

The avoidance of idiocy should be the primary and constant concern of every intelligent person. It is mine. I am sometimes successful.

Science isn't an answer, it's a process.

Never break more than one law at a time.

Don't craft a well thought out response to someone John Brown would have shot [absolutely necessary for getting through the internet] and don't give two weeks notice to a job that makes you miserable [absolutely necessary for leaving a shitty work situation].

"Different strokes for different folks."

It's a reminder that your preferences aren't the only acceptable way to feel. It's OK if some people like things you don't. On different scales, it's a lesson in tolerance.

It goes hand-in-hand with "Be excellent to each other." Kindness goes far!

Together I hope someday they lead to "Harmony and understanding, sympathy and trust abounding."

Everything is temporary

good enough is good enough

Just barely good enough is perfect.

Machines are for breaking & plans are for changing.

You can drive the schedule or the budget - not both.

No 'and then'

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“You will die soon, keep doing cool shit”

When I die, I hope to be surprised. It’s Oscar Wilde.

"Don't stop dreaming, because the world is full of people who've stopped dreaming."

Probably no one said that, it's just what reminds me on so many things at once. It's so full of hope, confidence, happiness, interest into new things, overcoming obstacles, the future, laying off the monotone, enjoyment, pushing yourself further. I could interpret and fill so much into this. It also has a little bit of superiority in it, but that's because I often suffer under the negative Nancys and people who have given up, who try their best to drag you down.

Fear the shorter or regret.

I'm short, fear me.

Be the change you want in the world.

"And there's a funny thing about honesty; there's no two ways about it."

This quote from Lassie Come-Home comes up whenever I'm not sure if I should be honest about something bad that I've done. It's a pretty good motto.

That, and "Smile, tomorrow will be worse."

If it aint broke don't break it.

"Some days are just like that"

Always be prepared to be unprepared.

For food safety: When in doubt, throw it out.

There is no such thing as an easy job if you are passionate enough.

If it's not going to matter on your deathbed it doesn't really matter.

Live in spite of everything.

Every day, in every way, I improve myself

"Kills bugs dead."

"Life is simultaneously too large and small, it is not worth spending time planning it"

Live hard, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse

MacGyver something everyday.

DON'T PANIC

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on glue.

Don't get paid in promises.

So no more running. I aim to misbehave.