Iโm not wearing any clothes.
this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2023
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Ugh, first I teleport three feet to the side and no later than 24 hrs I'm suddenly stark naked? It's going to take a toll on my mental health for sure, but other than that I'll be really frustrated because I'm wearing my favourite shirt right now
Not at all. I'm in bed and what I'm wearing is destined for the laundry basket.
Really depends on whether that includes the hairties holding my pigtails in place. If the pigtails stay, I think I can still walk out of this sports bar with my dignity intact.
I'm in a metro, so ... dang. It's suddenly a really long way home, part of it is gonna be chilly.
Aside from panic at what the fuck just happened, walk to the bedroom, and grab some new clothes
Iโm in the bathroom, so it wouldnโt affect me much. Would lose a pair of really fluffy pajamas, so that sucks.
Lately, I'd get hypothermia.
I'm currently sat on the toilet, I guess I'd take it as my queue to go have a shower
I'd still be naked in bed
It does not affect anything.
Suddenly I've had a weekend like in my 20s, but I didn't have to spend a bunch of money on overpriced cocktails.
The real question is, do I magically end up with a boring, closeted "straight" guy who pumps and runs directly afterwards, or am I just walking home naked? Because depending on how that answers, it's either a weekend from my early 20s, or my vacation to Mexico a few years back.
There are kids around, so it's gonna be real bad.
Must be the weekend.
Well I'm at work so this is potentially life-altering.
I'd be mortified. I don't think I would ever recover.
I'm just cold... that's it...
I'd ask myself if Patrick Stewart was somewhere nearby.
Not in the slightest since Iโm still in bed, and not wearing any clothes.
A couple of hours later and I mightโve ended up naked in the middle of the street. In that case.. scream and quickly stop before I draw too much attention. And then.. run into a clothing store and quickly put something on. Oh, but first collect my bag so I can pay for the clothes. I.. do get to keep my bag, right?