Asklemmy

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won't be there any more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

15 stories high in the air over a concrete street.

I'd be shitting in the neighbor's toilet. It would probably be hard to explain why I'm in their apartment in my underwear.

I am now a propane stove/human hybrid.

Very uncomfortable. You've pulled me off my bed and now I'm laying naked on my power inverter.

I am in my cat's litter box

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.

I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.

I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.

I've clipped into a pool table.

Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!

I'm on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles

I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.

A painful and likely explosive death

I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way

I'm dead.

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.

My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.

minimum 10 foot fall into the cold mud with my pants down. Please don't.

I am now sitting on the left side of my bed instead of the right one.

Wall.

I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.

I would assume I’m dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.

I guess I’ll be sitting on the ground now.

I’m now peeing on the floor in the hallway

Finally, I'm inside my wife.

I'm clipping through the hairdresser right now, send help

I shit in the sink.