Malicious Compliance

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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/2-6Neil on 2024-08-18 18:47:45+00:00.

Took my sons swimming.

The 8yo was getting dressed by himself, so far so good, but his 4yo brother was being slow after drying. I was almost dressed, he was still naked.

I made the mistake of saying "Put on one thing and I'll help you with the rest", assuming underwear would go on (noone needs to see that). He reaches into his bag, massive smile on his face and puts on... a silicone wristband.

Well played, little man. Well played.