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[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're called alligator wrenches for a reason.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

I named mine Allen

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@theKalash@feddit.ch this one is not a Dinosaur, he is my plumber

[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Finding a good handyman has really become hard.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I can't pay the bill... Maybe we can find some... other form of payment?

[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Could you eggsternalise this discussion?

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

He gets paid for the job, not by the hour

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

But how can you differ? It can easilly be done later...

[–] rem26_art@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

who needs all these fancy tools when you've got this thing with 2 jaws and a ton of clamping force? Snap-On should be worried

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

the future is going to be so weird when we have living street lamps and genetically-engineered rats&pigeons that are compelled to clean up our all our garbage. perhaps we'll have genetically engineered crocodile engineers to fix up our infrastructure too. genetically engineered wasps that clean our building facades. genetically engineered window cleaning birds with a squeegee shaped beak.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whatifalthist is that you?

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

christianity is the sole reason why genetically engineered crocodiles exist

[–] monsterlynn@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

@DavidGarcia Christians took genetically engineered crocodiles from the pagans and renamed them.

@Exusia @InternetCitizen2

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

I bet if you genetically engineered a croc, some other croc genes would fix the change.

Found the Vesk mechanic (starfinder)

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Exterior crocodile alligator. Watch me adjust this pressure regulator.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Flashbacks to when I got my first dental bill.