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Hes very sophisticated (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by Exusia@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They're called alligator wrenches for a reason.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago

I named mine Allen

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

@theKalash@feddit.ch this one is not a Dinosaur, he is my plumber

[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Finding a good handyman has really become hard.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I can't pay the bill... Maybe we can find some... other form of payment?

[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Could you eggsternalise this discussion?

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It will take a while

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

He gets paid for the job, not by the hour

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

But how can you differ? It can easilly be done later...

[–] rem26_art@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

who needs all these fancy tools when you've got this thing with 2 jaws and a ton of clamping force? Snap-On should be worried

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

the future is going to be so weird when we have living street lamps and genetically-engineered rats&pigeons that are compelled to clean up our all our garbage. perhaps we'll have genetically engineered crocodile engineers to fix up our infrastructure too. genetically engineered wasps that clean our building facades. genetically engineered window cleaning birds with a squeegee shaped beak.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whatifalthist is that you?

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

christianity is the sole reason why genetically engineered crocodiles exist

[–] monsterlynn@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

@DavidGarcia Christians took genetically engineered crocodiles from the pagans and renamed them.

@Exusia @InternetCitizen2

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

I bet if you genetically engineered a croc, some other croc genes would fix the change.

[–] hazardous_area@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Found the Vesk mechanic (starfinder)

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Exterior crocodile alligator. Watch me adjust this pressure regulator.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Flashbacks to when I got my first dental bill.