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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/Warcraft_Fan on 2024-07-29 23:21:15+00:00.
Sweet story from my brother, yesterday a pizza place my brother worked for got a call for pizza with everything.
"Did you mean deluxe pizza?"
"I want everything! You have it, I want it on mine!"
This pizza place was one of the nice one that carries less common topping. So he prepared a pizza with pineapple and almond (normally for Hawaiian pizza), lettuce and tomato, pepperoni, hamburger, sausage, ham, shredded roast beef, shredded turkey, banana pepper, jalapeno pepper, regular pizza cheese mix, cheddar cheese, swiss cheese, and the coup de grace: anchovies.
My brother said it was the most expensive single pizza he's had to make with $2 per extra topping, almost $50 (including tax) pizza that is extra spicy, extra salty, and so thick and messy it'd have to be eaten with a fork and scissor to deal with cheese.
Customer never called back about that pizza.