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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/peopletalkshit on 2024-07-10 09:23:10+00:00.
A story I just read reminded me of this one from about 4 years ago. Not sure if this really qualifies as MC, I let you be the judges.
My son was about 2,5 years old and we were sitting at the table for supper. He used to take his bread, take a bit and put his hand under the table on his lap.
I told him "keep your hands on the table."
Then he loses it, slams his hands flat on the table, keeps them still. He looks me dead in the eye and says with his liloud voulice "I can't eat that way!"
I was baffled. Since then, I know to tell him to keep his hands OVER the table, not ON the table.