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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/MemyselfandIplus on 2024-05-02 22:06:54.
So I was just listening to some ripe, red wheel, and Rslash And it made me think of Something I did a couple years ago. So for some context, I was living with my sister and her husband in their apartment being an unofficial tenant while going to college. I graduated high school in 2020 so I missed the prom because of the "you know what".
I did pay for half the rent while living there. Me and my sister get along really well so every once in awhile while living there we do things like go to the zoo and check out some play. She even took us us to the adult prom that some Church was hosting.
So, anyway, on to the story you wanted to read. one day my sister was working on something on her laptop. She asked me to if I could go to the grocery store and pick up some things for her. It was my day off from work so I said "okay".
I don't remember All of what the list said, but I do remember she told me to get some eggs and she specifically told me "To get the largest one they got." I knew she meant she wanted to get one of dozen ones, but when I saw the fresh farm eggs that have like 60 eggs in one box I knew what I had to do. I'm pretty sure the other customers at the store saw me with a big smile on my face looking at that box.
So I bought the 60 eggs box along with the other groceries and headed back to my sister's apartment. My sister's face was like gasping goldfish when she saw the Box I sat on the table. I looked at her and said " You did say the biggest one they got"
Thank goodness she married a chef because we had a lot of delicious foods with eggs in them for a while. I might have accidentally converted them into buying boxes of eggs instead of the cartons.
So yeah this story isn't really about getting even with a terrible boss or some crazy. Karen. It's just the brother messing with his older sister.
You could say that was an EGGcellent malicious compliance
(Insert cricket noises)
I'll just see myself out.