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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/l2evamped on 2024-05-02 14:03:25.
I was the only male staff working a warehouse at a branch. I would usually be looked for whenever any heavy lifting that couldnt be resolved with machines was required.
CEO of the company decided to stop by for the week to evaluate our operations.
At this time i was a coca cola addict. Basically if i had to sit down to take a shit, it was going to be at least 15 minutes.
Truck came with awkward freight that needed to be rigged to a crane extension on our forklift and i was the only one that could do it.
The CEO had decided to stop by that week to evaluate our performance. Well, they were looking for me for about 10 minutes as i was coming out and she asked me where I had been.
Told her I had been using the head and i assumed that was the end of it.
Queue the next day, i go in to do my business only to find the toilet seat missing. I had abs and thighs of steel back then, so i hover for about 5 minutes to expel the bare minimum and head to the branch manager to ask what was going on.
Branch manager apologized and said the CEO decided to renovate ONLY the male bathroom and the porta john hadn't arrived on site yet.
Welp, i had a lunch planned with a big baller client that day, and wouldn't you know it, we went to the mexican joint we go every year!
By the time we made it back to the branch he had to use the bathroom and well.....
He listenened to what i had to say, confirmed it with the branch manager and went on his way.
Anyway he's close with most of the board members and a week later the CEO went separate ways with the company.
I got my toilet seat back and i handed in my letter at the same time.